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A baby bounce back (pun intended)
Speaking of having kids and bouncing back very quickly. Um there's a WNBA player right now. Her name is Cheyenne parkette Tiz. She had her second kid. Back in July, was already back on the court in September. And now, tonight, she's playing in the WNBA finals. Now, that's a quick bounce. Back hippie out.


The monkey song is just a silly song
Are we seriously getting upset over a song? That's probably older than the mom. I'm 36. And I remember this song when I was little bitty. If you're if you think the song's racist, then you're racist yourself. I mean you get offended by what you want to get offended by. And this lady's obviously getting offended by what she wants to get offended by. Anyways, that's stupid. You all lost the game.

Suck my dick? That’s dangerous!
What's going down? Junkies, uh, Sean, I'd like to give you some advice. Um, if anybody is thinking about taking you up on your, uh, 3-word offer, uh, don't do it. I would back out. If I were you, you're going to take the most sensitive part of your body, and, um, these people are already proven themselves to be bad people and you want to Put near their teeth. Get out of there man, Danger.

The Hurricane snow shovel effect

Screw Tara's husband and his birthday
Happy weekend News, Junkie crew. I'm just here to say screw tears. Husband, I don't care. It's his birthday October 5th. It's my wife's birthday October 5th. Happy birthday, baby. I love you. Bye.

Yep, Sora 2 is pretty wild. Here I am going on vacation.

Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. Sorry for the noise but we’re at Oktoberfest in Germany. Have a great Friday MFers!

This white girl loves me some Bad Bunny
Hey junkies, happy day. Um, podcast listener, listening to y'all, talk about the counter, programming entertainment for the Super Bowl. Um, Sean, I, I get what you're saying. I agree with you to a a degree but you keep focusing on the fact that only, you know, 15% of the country speaks Spanish at home or speak Spanish fluently. So nobody is going to understand what's going on. There's a good Good chunk of the country who does not speak. Spanish is super white like myself. Who does not understand what he's saying, but still enjoys his music. I mean, you put that any of his songs on and I can't not dance. So there's there's, there's a, there's a lack there just saying

Mailbox money just came in. Thanks for always keeping us listeners in the loop on these things.