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2 button terlet
Here's 1 for you. Touches on yesterday and today. Uh, so you go to the bathroom at the doctor's office and they do have the 2 button toilet. Uh, number 1 is, for, of course, number 1, but the button number 2 is surprise robotic robotomy.


2 button Toilets.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the modern toilets. I just had 1 in the salt of my house. It's got the 2 different buttons. 1 of them is for daily use and then the other 1. Apparently, if you press it, it will suck like 7 or 8 Billiards balls down into the sewer anyhow. I saved that only for emergencies. Um, I've never had to use it, I don't even know what kind of water that takes. That's all.

70's and taking a note to the liquor store.
Good afternoon. Junkies the Mad King calling in from Daytona Beach. So I was born in 1965 and I remember being about 7 years old. I was able to walk to the store with a note for my parents. I could buy them cigarettes, I could buy them beer, I could buy them whine. All I had to do was pay for it and walk back home. Times were definitely different back in the 70s. Love you all wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

I got the Coinbase scam text too
Hey, junkies podcast listener, Sabrina. I also got a text from that coinbase scam. The funny thing is, you know, the original text had a phone number to call. I haven't been in my coinbase account in years. So, I tried to log in just to see if there's anything weird. I couldn't even log into my account because it had been so long. They coinbase themselves. Sent me a confirmation code text, which did not have a phone number included, whatsoever. So don't call that number.

I think good hotels will still have people at the front desk.

Housekeeping spook
Junkies what's happening last weekend? I stayed at a hotel out in Clearwater and it was a nice hotel, nice location and stuff. But the only thing that like got me, I've never had this happen at a hotel before. I'm in bed, sleeping, got my eye mask on, and this housekeeping lady comes into the room. She's like hello. Hello, is anybody there? And I'm like naked in bed and she's inside my room, so that would be the only con to like a hotel. But I mean, overall, it's it's still a fun experience to just go and be away from your own home, but yeah, okay, bye.

A hotel change that I found really annoying recently
Hey news junkies, happy hump day. Hey talking about hotels, I flew out to Boise about a week ago and I stayed there for a week and you know it was cool and all I know. You hate Idaho anyway. In the room, you had to use your key card and you put it in to this wall unit slot thing in order to use the power in your room. So if your card wasn't in this slot thing, that was in the wall, by the front door, you couldn't turn on your lights. You can use the TV. I mean, it was really weird. It's the first time I ever saw it. I I know some friends have said they do it in Europe, but this is America I shouldn't have to do it. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.


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