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Coca Cola
Hey, you guys happy Thursday, everybody. Hey about Coca-Cola. I don't know if you've ever seen it. You have to look for it. But the Drunk History of Coca-Cola on Comedy Central. Is hilarious. You will watch it twice. It's so funny. Have a great day.



Shawn, here’s why I think 16 year olds should be allowed to vote
Afternoon News duckies. So Sean I'm kind of going back and forth on this because it's been brought up before and I think I'm on the side of 16 year olds being allowed to vote because some of the issues that directly affect them, if they should have a say in it. I mean, there's, you know, situations and there's laws and there's things that down the road are going to affect them as an adult and there's things that affect them as they're 16 year old right now. So I think it'd be a good idea for them to learn how to or at least, you know, be able to vote.

Raise the voting age
Hey there news junkies uh 16 year. Olds voting terrible idea. 25 should be the uh, voting age. That's when most people are contributing more to taxpayer Revenue than they're taking from it. And I know full well, that if it was lowered to 60 and here in America, no doubt that it would benefit the Democrats more because, uh, the most important thing in a teenager's life is school and Democrats. Absolutely. Want you to go to a government funded school, no matter what, and kids would believe that, they could have a better social life if the schools had more funding But alas schools, don't perform educationally better necessarily just because they have more funding. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Rock the vote.
What up News Junkie dingo here, I want to chime in real quick about the kids voting. Honestly, like 16 17 year old kids. They should be voting for their student class. President, not the president of the United States. A Doyle rules.

the only thing 16 and 17 year olds should want to do with their life is Rock,

The no votes have been counted.

No need for FUY if you do this strategy
Oh my God, this flying situation. The easiest way to fix this is put 1 bar in the entire airport. Before you have to go through security. People will not be able to drink enough in that amount of time. Still have to stand to get through security and then rush to their flights, they won't drink as much the end.

FUI Horror...
Good afternoon. Junkies the Mad King calling him from Daytona Beach. So a quick fui experience that I had 1 time while flying out of Orlando. I was drinking Gatorade and fruit punch and vodka. On my way to the airport, got to the airport. Had some clam chowder about 45 minutes into the flight. I knew what was about to happen and I ran to the bathroom and projectile. Vomited it everywhere, the bathroom, the hall, the door, everywhere, Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

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