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A narwhal wearing a top hat spearing a hot dog with its narwhal horn. Got it in LA 15 years ago for a case of beer.

Brand new Friday the 13th tat!!

Tattoo I got for my GMA that passed away


The dark news with Sabrina Ambra
All right, I've been listening to what's been going on and, you know, news. and wars, and Other things. But can we get a, uh, Sabrina Amber. Uh, Safe Harbor. Joe At least an hour where teeth and mocks sort of thing. Maybe new. Maybe we dark.


Indian restaurant server
Hello. This is not somebody that, you know, is a server from the Indian restaurant. Yeah, Sean was eating and he was a little bitch when he was eating over there. He was sweating and crying. Thanks bye.

my four word conversation with Gene Simmons

My son is in ROTC and can no longer wear their uniforms
Hi, Sean. So my son is in an rltc class and he just got a message and I believe they're doing this for all the rltc classes. Now they can no longer wear the uniform because they don't want uh any of these stairs to confuse them, with active service, military members. So sounds like more terrorists need to be uh rendered no longer alive. When they try to mess with us.