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Bridge guy
What's up, junkies? I was listening to the story about the bridge guy. And when I was a teenager I, um, got arrested for what I was wearing. Um, apparently they were chasing someone that was wearing the same colors I was wearing, and I ended up getting arrested for it. So I can understand where that, you know, mistaken identity could come in with with um, You know, the color of the clothing that you're wearing or the types of clothing that you're wearing, I mean, if if he did it, then he needs to get what he gets, but if he legit didn't do it. Yeah, man. That's, uh, not cool, not cool at all out.

Speaking of grass… literally just did this cutting grass for a customer whilst listening to my favorite show. Lol a stone flew off the weed whacker and shattered this storm door. 🫩

Jackalope was real popular for a little bit

Jackalope
Jackalope congratulations. Brad Shaw out.

NO AMINALS IN GROCERY STORES!

That accent tho
Hey junks. Happy Thursday, super frustrating. When the commercials come on, and I hear my not so favorite English accent, AC rep, and I change the station. And then forget to change it back. And when I finally change it back, Sean's giving me the old teaser and you go to commercial. I'll never learn. Bye.

You’re NOT charging me!!!
Hey junkies Michael P, checking them with you guys. Uh, you you struck a nerve there with the uh, charging for extra sauces. I I grew up, um, getting chicken sandwiches from Burger King, and I always got a honey and a barbecue and I did in in each. And I asked for a barbecue, they gave that to me and I said, and can I get a honey and they said, oh, that'll be a quarter of 50 cents, or whatever. Now, mind you, I just paid like 18 bucks for these 2 value meals. And I go. Are you kidding me? And she's like, yeah, it's it's 25 or 50 cents or whatever for the second 1. And I looked at her and I go, all right, I would like a full refund for all this food. I'm not going to eat it and it was like a staring contest for a second and she reached down and gave me the honey. It's like, are you kidding me dude? But uh, I get it. Some people take advantage of it but I mean, come on dude I just want 2 sauces. So just give it to me or you can have all this food back. You have a great day. Love you. Bye.

Trump\putin\alaska😮
We know already that Trump wants to Annex Greenland and or Canada. Now, the question is, has he secretly signed an executive order, recognizing the international criminal court, so that he can arrest? Putin in Alaska or is he going to try to sell Alaska back to the Russians inquiring minds? Want to know.

Screaming lady at the game is trying to be famous
So not only is that, lady know, that's just being obnoxious. But she's also texting people probably like, hey, can you hear me? Listen, turn up the TV and she's screaming knowing that the mics picking, her up. Hoping that people can hear her screaming from home, or wherever they're watching. I got a guarantee, it's like a 15 seconds of Fame thing for her. She wants to be heard on the television. Um, so obnoxious, I would not want to sit next to her. Um, anyway, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.