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Firefighters
When you call 911 for medical EMS response, which is firefighters which had come with a fire truck and a rescue, which is an ambulance to transport you to the hospital.

always tip cash unless your a celebrity
Host of cash unless you're a celebrity, a you give the whole dollar to them, no transaction fees, and B to prevent situations like this.

We had Sahara smoke a couple of years ago. In New York, it was pink turned everything. Pink, people got really mad and then it was mixed in with the Canadian smoke but now I think they're calling it Canadian Mist. Maybe it's Misty smoke at any rate. It's made its way down here and it needs to go away because it's making me really stuffy.

My pet snapping turtle. I found him when he was the size of a quarter. No he's the size of a football. His name........Sean

Turtle
A snapping turtle looks like a uncircumcised weiner.

Whole damn swat team there with shots fired.

Happening right now at Arbor at maitland summit


Alice Cooper / Fowler Badge
Hey junkies. I saw Alice Cooper in concert a couple months ago in St. Pete. Sure. Enough he brought out the snake. Everybody went wild. Not sure why. But they did also. Hey how do you get the Fowler badge? Just want to know. Have a good day, bye.

Elon is right!
Hey there. News junkies happy, almost weekend. Uh, Elon is definitely right. And, uh, it's certainly a microcosm of what team red has been going through for the past, uh, decade well longer than that, of saying you want to actually cut spending but then never actually doing it. Um, I gotta say though, my favorite part of what's come out uh from the Doge revelations in the past couple of days is that Elon the governor of Ohio to appoint the Zack, around the Swami, as JD Vance's replacement because he found the vet to be extremely annoying.

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