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Dildo throw in NFL
Uh, not for nothing but I'm pretty sure. Like last year there was a dildo thrown onto like an NFL game or an NFL field. I want to say it was like the bills or something. But I vividly remember there was a dildo thrown during NFL game like very recently so just thought that was interesting.


I am so now, curious about Shandra, where do I get some? What are the effects? How much is 1 supposed to take so many questions?

Josh's RFK impression is an even better impression of some one else

Drinking in golf carts
Well, you know who loves drinking and driving, Golf Course, drinking and driving in a golf cart. That would be John Elway. Am I right? Yeah, I'm sorry. I'll see myself out, guys.


Every Part of Florida Touched?

Actually C-Lane!!!
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. You guys are talking about somebody like brand new stepping foot somewhere and seeing said that new land is popping up. I don't know where you're getting that information, bro. The oceans are like rising land is getting eaten up. I don't know if there's new land popping up anywhere. Well, thanks bye. Sorry Selen. Love you.

Almost cracked myself at the gym
Ceiling. I almost just cracked myself at the gym. I'm lifting the weights above my head because it's what you do at the gym. And you guys say something outrageous. And the dumbbell, almost just Falls and crashes on my head. A different type of crack. Not good as a type of crack, but a crack nonetheless.