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Whoa now on the temps bruh
Yoki CHS quick, check in Sean, calm down. Ragging on Greenland. About these temperatures. I'm out here, delivering mail today and even though the highs are low 40s tomorrow, I think the highs are low 20s or teens, followed by Saturday. We're expecting 6 to 12 inches of snow, so calm it down. You just also talked about this massive sweeping snow. Snow Cade, whatever it is coming across from Texas all the way through the east coast to the Carolinas. So come on buddy. You can't have it both ways, chill out, or they're going to keep making fun of us about the fentanyl zombies and it hurts my feelings. Stop.

Why are you guys calling me
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. Hold on. Um, I think celine's calling me. Um. Now, Sabrina is calling me. Dang now Sean's, calling me what you guys talked about in the previous segment. Man. Thanks bye.



Got this w my t shirt during the COVID. Now I use when it gets cold

Is this what Slow poke Gonzalez sounds like?
Was uh Slowpoke Gonzales is either 1 that sounded like a video, you never get you. I think that's the guy, right?

that IVF story happened on a sitcom in the '60s

You gave these with t shirts during the pandemic. Now I use it when it's cold......I might be doing it wrong.

Spank a Teacher? (Ad from Real Radio) by Evil Eye
Hey, it's evil eye. Do you guys hear that commercial the same way I do sounds like they say, Real Radio, spanco teacher. I know that's probably not what they're saying, but I hear it that way every single time wiggle wiggle, pop up.

Sun or snow we wear the show... stay warm out there!!!