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Shawn, I’m gonna come to your defense on pull-ups. I’m right there with you man
Afternoon News junkies. Hey, Sean, I gotta come to your defense on that. Uh, I was the same thing. I was in school, uh, play baseball, basketball football, soccer played, all kinds of sports ran track, uh, was in great shape and I couldn't do a pull-up. Uh, could do sit-ups could do all kinds of other exercises, it was in great shape, and, for some reason, I just I could not do pull-ups at all. So don't feel bad us athletic, guys, and guys are in a great great shape, but we just, uh, we just can't pull it off. I guess, have a good 1.

I know it's late for terrible neighbors, but I run a mobile home park in Cocoa, and some squatters removed the meter and did this to steal electricity.

SABBY I NEED IT
Sabz please please. Please. Please. Make that sea Lane pencils remix available for download. I need it in my life, all 2 minutes of it.

Apt
Yeah. Apartments are the worst. We had an apartment where the neighbors had roaches and they got into the walls and no matter what we did. I mean, no matter what we did, we cannot get rid of the roaches. And our car got stolen twice within like 3 months. Thank you.

FYI- FYE is open lol
Um, so to that dispatcher from earlier, just a heads up, FYE is still open. There's 1 in my local mall. It sucks but it's there.

MOVIE SUGGESTION :)
This is totally off topic. But Sean, I know how you and Courtney like to go to the movies. If you get a chance, go see the movie together. It's Stars, Dave, Franco and Alice something I had no idea. They were dating or married and they play a couple in this movie and it is the perfect amount of creepy suspense funny and you should go. See, it's a fun ride. Tell me what you think when you see it.

I was the terrible neighbor

Horrible neighbors in apartments
Hey, junkies talking about Neighbors in apartments. I had 1 about 10 years ago, that lived above me and he would let his son. Have a stampede up and down the hallway. At 11:12 1 in the morning, he'd also let the kid. Eat food and throw the rappers in trash over the balcony and to the plans in front of my apartment. And they were even nice enough to water the plants by pissing off the balcony, 1 night, because they were too late to walk inside. Never again. Will I live in an apartment?

Upstairs apartment neighbor drama
So, we're talking about apartments, and so glad finally moved out and got into a house with me and my wife, um, but before that the apartment we had, oh my goodness, the upstairs, neighbors, were like, Neighbors From Hell 1, they had the loud barking, dog. That would go all the hours of the night, and that was just Relentless. But then on top of that, they were the couple that every single, every single weekend, they'd come home, drunk and just screaming fighting with each other and it was to the point where like Initially, we were concerned for the girl that like, there was some kind of domestic violence going on, but it's slowly turned into, like we would start listening, as if this was like a drama on like a reality TV show, and it would just be her screaming. Like, I can't believe you said hi to that girl, that bitch, you know, I hate her blah, blah, blah, and like, eventually I got to the point where we were actually rooting for the guy to move out and dumped her. So that was a, that was a fun. Little Saga that continued, but just thought that was a fun thought. All right. Bye.