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Spreading the good junkie word
What up junkies today is my Friday because tomorrow we fly out to Seattle for an Alaskan cruise. What do fans do in the summer? Get the hell out of the Heat. But I am bringing a junky magnet with me and I want to know where I should leave it. Should I leave it in Seattle, Alaska, or Canadia? You let me know and I'll send you a pick of words left. Okay, bye.

Water park weight
The wife and I took the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge down in Naples, it's an indoor water park over the winter break and, uh, I can confirm there are scales before you get on the water slide. And it is visible to the public eye, the workers weigh, you and your family. If you are underweight, you can continue to go down the slide as for this 1 guy that I witnessed was overweight. Even by himself they escorted him to another slide which was capable of handling his volume and mass. And everything proceeded as normal, but the scales do exist.

Happy Tuesday
Yo, News, Junkie, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and good night. Um listen I just wanted to start this beautiful Tuesday off with a little bit of positivity and uh some love for the News Junkie. Uh Sean. Sabrina sea Lane each and every 1 of you are amazing, human beings. You do amazing work every week, you bring light to this world. Uh, never forget that keep staying positive and doing your absolute best. I'm proud of each and every 1 of you. And I hope you have an amazing day. An amazing rest of your week, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop,


Teacher shout out
Happy today. Junkies, I just want to congratulate all my teacher colleagues on Surviving 2025. I'm officially on summer schedule. So lots of rock and roll shows and listen to The News Junkie and playing with my kids, you guys have a great week. And keep it going all summer long. I need you. Peace.

Student driver stickers
Hey there. Junkies what's happening? So driving around. I see a lot of the stickers. Uh, please be patient as soon as driver. Am I the only 1 that looks at those stickers? And think like this is my time to shine, like I'm going to help initiate them into the Florida. Driving world. I'm going to do anything I can. To get you prepared for any situation in the world. I wouldn't actually do it. Seems kind of fun, okay, bye.


President DJ Penn
Yoki CH quick check in to just point out that BJ Penn. Thinks his family were all killed and replaced with clones or Bots or droids or whatever he thinks happened and we all agree. That's freaking crazy. And the guys off the deep end, let's get him. Some help. Our president tweets. Almost the exact same thing just last night. Regarding former President Biden and that he was the whole time just a bot, or a replacement or a Droid, or a clone or whatever. Um, even with, you know the prostate cancer, you know, because you know how, how Bots get prostate cancer? So frequently, I don't know, either way a and I just I've not heard anyone call for this person to be looked at on a mental scale. Like, what's going on? Ah, I don't know. I try not to get political, but I find it ridiculous that BJ Penn. I understand. He got arrested 3 times in 6 days, that's going to call attention to it, but the fact that we all agree that he's crazy for thinking, something crazy, and then, the President also thinks and says, something crazy and nothing is ever done about it. His cold grows stronger every day. Tip your political major.


Hanky Panky movie
Hey Sean. Um it's funny that you mentioned the movie Hanky Panky. Um pretty cool. Story I met 1 of the directors a couple years ago at 90s con, her name is Lindsay Hann and if you don't know who she is, she was 1 of the stars of the Disney Channel movie, um, the color of friendship and, um, it's pretty cool. And yes, I do agree 100% that. Um, when you're watching the movie at home, the phones got to go away. Um, my wife does it all the time. Me personally, I turn the movie off until she's ready or going to the next room and watching myself hippie out.

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