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President Of France
What's up, junkies? Hey listen, this whole French president incident, like if the rules were reversed and the plane doors open and you see him slapping her in the face like that. And then when they go to, walk down the stairs, uh, you know, he's refusing to hold her hand, the world would be an uproar. I mean, it's, it's maybe it's not abuse, but if it would be abused, if the roles were reversed, then it's abuse. That's just how it is. That's just my opinion on it and if you're getting slapped or hit by your partner, I mean, unless unless it's playful wrestling and stuff like that. And, you know, how how, how relationships are, of course. Um, but that didn't look playful. If it was playful, they would have been laughing walking down the stairs. If it was playful, they would have been holding hands walking down the stairs. That awkward ass. Hello that he did. That wave was so weird and it looked like somebody that would like, oh crap, that's what that looked like. So I don't know. I think it is but also, I don't care either way because it's France, who gives a crap

The rehearsal season finale (no spoilers)
What up have you share the show Tuesday? Whoop, whoop. Um, are you guys caught up? Sabrina, are you caught up on the rehearsal? The the rest of y'all have have, you guys been watching it? I don't want to spoil the last episode. It aired on Sunday, but I am in awe. Of Nathan Fielder. It went from like, oh, he's, he's a pretty funny guy, too. Wow, I'm actually impressed by you and it, I, if you haven't watched it, y'all got to watch it. I think I already sent a dispatch in like a week or 2 ago about this, but unbelievable. Draw dropping wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Presidential shoving
Hello, junkies and happy birthday. Sean. When it comes to the president of France over there getting shoved by his wife. I think some interesting context is that she was in her mid to late 30s when he was 15 and he would go over to her house under the guise of hanging out with her son but she has been grooming him for most of his life and this is just a pretty natural thing that happens in those circumstances. It's very sad. Um but also kind of interesting


What if you got a farm? How many animals it will take? Their.

About young people (men particularly) not having as much sex... There's a lot to it. Examples:

Also about the toilet thing when I go to Publix I get that little white, they have very wipe off your cart so when I go to the bathroom I use that wipe, I wipe the toilet off and then I pull off a little piece of toilet paper and I put it right there at the front of it where it splits on each side of the toilet seat. So if you're, you know you Wang Wang or whatever, you don't want it to touch that thing, no toilet paper wrong. So that's all I do.

remember this if your phone can detect all that stuff, how many times you lift your phone up? How many times you've been on social media? How many times you been on Google guess what? It knows everything you are doing, and knows where you are. He knows who your family is, it knows everything about you. That's getting scary.


Trump fatigue
Hey, junkies happy Friday Saturday, Sunday, Monday because I have Monday off. Hey um, Man, I can't believe it's only been 5 months of this guy's presidency. I feel like it's been at least 10 years. I am so fatigued of this guy and Trump is just something else. I just wish I could just like not hear him for 1 day, but it's not possible, no matter where I look. There he is.

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