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Cheating CEO
I say this after the fact, of course, but uh, it's a good note to take cheaters. If you get caught on Jumbotron like that. Instead of letting go just keep holding on, if he keeps holding on to her. It's probably a non-story but because he acted so weird. It was awkward and it made the news. So uh yeah, if you're going to cheat and you're on the big old screen, just keep holding on.

Early voting
Hey, junkies, I hope you're doing well. Going back to the early age voting thing. I think we should be really extreme about the whole situation. So like, if you want to sign up for the military at 16 years old, you can vote, you know, something. Something really extreme like that might work out really well, maybe not, I don't know. What do you think?

Automatic ordering and orders that aren’t mine
News Junkie Sean, Sabrina sea Lane happy, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I'm a little behind on today's live show because of work. Um, but you guys are talking about the AI automated ordering drive-throughs. All 1 up you and give you 2 for 1. I got a Walmart delivery that was sent to my house that had my address but it was not my order. Try getting a hold of a real person at FedEx or Walmart. Um I don't find that item or order number in our system. No, you don't because I did not order it. It came to my house with somebody else's name but it is my address. Um, it was quite a runaround, I think I scared a couple FedEx people because I ended up getting 3, huge boxes. Then a day later I got 2 more and then 2 Days Later a woman showed up and was about to deliver 3 more and she was the 1 who delivered the second set so she took those but she wouldn't take the first set it was a whole or Deal. And you want to talk about getting frustrated with automatic phone systems. Hope you all have a wonderful rest of your day. We will pop, pop pop.

Coca Cola
Hey, you guys happy Thursday, everybody. Hey about Coca-Cola. I don't know if you've ever seen it. You have to look for it. But the Drunk History of Coca-Cola on Comedy Central. Is hilarious. You will watch it twice. It's so funny. Have a great day.



Shawn, here’s why I think 16 year olds should be allowed to vote
Afternoon News duckies. So Sean I'm kind of going back and forth on this because it's been brought up before and I think I'm on the side of 16 year olds being allowed to vote because some of the issues that directly affect them, if they should have a say in it. I mean, there's, you know, situations and there's laws and there's things that down the road are going to affect them as an adult and there's things that affect them as they're 16 year old right now. So I think it'd be a good idea for them to learn how to or at least, you know, be able to vote.

Raise the voting age
Hey there news junkies uh 16 year. Olds voting terrible idea. 25 should be the uh, voting age. That's when most people are contributing more to taxpayer Revenue than they're taking from it. And I know full well, that if it was lowered to 60 and here in America, no doubt that it would benefit the Democrats more because, uh, the most important thing in a teenager's life is school and Democrats. Absolutely. Want you to go to a government funded school, no matter what, and kids would believe that, they could have a better social life if the schools had more funding But alas schools, don't perform educationally better necessarily just because they have more funding. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Rock the vote.
What up News Junkie dingo here, I want to chime in real quick about the kids voting. Honestly, like 16 17 year old kids. They should be voting for their student class. President, not the president of the United States. A Doyle rules.

the only thing 16 and 17 year olds should want to do with their life is Rock,