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The new junkie tumbler
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So this is out of left field but I got to give you guys a compliment or maybe just Sean because he's the 1 that probably chose it. The tumbler that you guys gave us for the just, okay? Um, last year or whatever it came in, the VIP bag that thing is so useful, man. I use it every single day. Um, add some ice in the water, some Crystal Light, it stays. I see all day long. Thank you. Bye.


I know this Broward county judge!
Yoki chose wanted to check in quickly about this judge down there in Broward County. I, uh, once got a, uh, speeding infraction down in Broward and had the, uh, unfortunate or maybe fortunate luck of, uh, going in front of this judge myself. Um, everything was fine as far as my court case went uh, in and out. Paid my fine, whatever. But there was uh, there was a gentleman in there who was arguing his case against the judge. And uh his argument was you know, no I wasn't doing anything wrong. I was doing the speed limit. I was doing everything. Correct. And by the letter of the law and the judge just went crazy and started. Reciting some Chris Rock bit from years ago, long story short, it ended with These type of criminals, 1 credit for stuff. They supposed to do, it went off the rails, tip, your jurors,

doctors making jokes
Sean. Um, I am a doctor and I have absolutely been judged for making jokes with patients, uh, 1 time on Halloween. I I wore a lab coat that, um, had like some pumpkins on it. And, um, you know, it's supposed to be a gag and I had a patient who said, I can't believe I'm getting news like this from somebody who's dressed like that and actually kind of complained to admin. Um, but also you are right about urologists making jokes. When I had my vasectomy, my urologist held up my vas deferens and said, wow, you have textbook architecture He meant it as a joke. I didn't enjoy it.

Doctors need to have a sense of humor. No. 300 baby!!
Hey news junkies happy Thursday, Friday Saturday Sunday. Hey my 300th dispatch. Woo. Anyway when it comes to um who should get more respect and all that, I think some doctors can have a sense of humor. I mean you certainly want your Proctologist to have a good sense of humor. I mean something that's kind of Lights in the mood as he's doing his thing down there and even a urologist. You know, you'd appreciate a guy with a good sense of humor. I mean it's awkward, it's uncomfortable, little humor breaks, the ice wiggle wiggle,

Your Bryer's Vanilla ice cream is good, it needs this addition to make it great.


C-Lane talking about the uptick in squirrels the other day

Sean. If you're talking about the ice cream in a cup with a wooden spoon and you're in New England, it is a hoodie.


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