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This beat C-Lane's bird poop

Tenting of home
Data security system. uh, if the island is almost entirely cut off, Hey guys. This is Al your friend Alfonso uh, calling about the tenting of. Uh, the home. Uh, I did speak to someone out here while I was delivering the mail and they said, they were the ones tenting, a girls house. And, um, I asked him. I said, do you have to clean everything after you tent like dishes and just to get the residue off? This is what I'm asking, but love you guys. You guys are the best and yesterday was a year. Anniversary of the time. You made fun of me on the radio. Okay, love you guys. Bye.

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hey, there junkies and that's this thing I ever put in my mouth was Most poop. I was eating a bowl of cereal. I finished the bowl and as I'm turning it up, drinking the milk. I noticed poop at the bottom of the bowl. I thought it tasted kind of weird at first too. I didn't pay any attention to it and just drink eating. So yeah, that was my worst wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Celine that poop story. Had to take place at Dr. Phillips, High School, when that place first opened, we had birds pooping on us. All the time, especially. Out there outside the lunchroom. So I could see how that could easily happen. Still disgusting though. Have a good weekend.


The weirdest thing I ever ate

Did none of these cops watch Training Day? remember when Snoop Dogg had the crack and, uh, Denzel and Ethan. Hunted them down in the store and stuck their fingers down a stroke to get the crack out. Come on, Cops.