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Short & Sweet recommendation for Savy
Hey news junkies, happy Tuesday. Um this is a short and sweet 1 because the last 1 you guys made fun of me because it was too long. Um somebody Um, Amy Poehler has a new podcast. It's not the News Junkie podcast, but it's pretty good. And she just did, uh, Marisha Hagerty from SVU? So I thought I recommend it to you. It's really, really good and she's hilarious. So, um, have a great day. Bye guys.

The perfect neighbor. Totally agree with you Shawn those cops were a class act.
Hey news. Junkies, um, we watched the perfect neighbor and I completely agree with you. Sean, those cops were fantastic. They were a Class Act. They were respectful. They were kind, they were sweet to the kids. They were kind to the old crazy lady. Um, before, you know, even after, I don't know how they were so patient with her, I would have lost my brain multiple times. Um, and uh, even whenever I don't know if the spoiler but like, even after tragedy struck, and they were dealing with her, They were still so patient with her and I don't, I don't know how I think they should be studied. I think other cops should be like taking notes. Um, yeah. Anyway, great watch, um, way to go Florida. Miss it. We're in Texas now. Peace out.

Online alcohol trend story
Hey, junkies podcast, listen to me here. So, speaking of the alcohol Challenger reminds me of a time when I was deployed to Afghanistan in 2008. And I had these 2 soldiers, who were about 18 years old, really young, and they were bored in the middle of the night because we were working, they had nothing to do. So they started having an alcohol bottle fight. They were squaring each other with alcohol and they're completely covered in it. Well when they get done, they decide to go outside and smoke a cigarette and as soon as he lit that cigarette up, he lit himself on fire had about 80% uh you know body covered in Burns. Then we had to send him to Germany to get emergency surgery and everything and he's doing okay now but now he's permanently disfigured and it just goes to show you like don't mess with alcohol and fire.

What is that scary movie? You described that was so gory.

aCtUaLlY
Sean. Uh, a Minotaur is half human half Bowl. Not force a half human half force. Is a centaur uh, sorry, but my uh my history nerd self, couldn't couldn't let that go. I'm

There must be a lot of sunspots and solar flares today cuz I'm getting a lot of abstract art Shawn

$40 for breakfast is normal in a hotel restaurant


Alexa Down
Hey guys. It's been a rough morning. Amazon is down, my Alexa was down. I was at a coffee and I needed to add it to my shopping list. And it couldn't do it. And I had to write it down on a piece of paper, like an animal. I feel like I'm living in a third world country. I'm like God.

I’ve noticed the healthier you try to get Shawn…..the sicker you sound
Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here, you know Sean. Ever since you quit smoking and started walking and quit drinking as much seemed to be sick all the time, buddy. I think you might need to go back to smoking and drinking more and walking less. Get your health back up. Just saying