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Sanders Drama
All right, in my opinion this kid knew the magnitude of calling Deion Sanders kid on draft day, knowing that Deion Sanders himself was drafted by the Falcons and his beloved in Atlanta and throughout the organization. Now that the kid that works for the Falcons and if they was even thinking about drafting him, you took that moment away from him. You know it it's more than just a prank man. That's that's sick. I mean you don't you don't do stuff like that just to get a couple laughs on the internet. You try to take this kid moment away from him. I don't know. It's my opinion. Hippie out.



Worse than Mr. Irrelevant
Hey, Sean. There is a worse thing than being uh draft Mr. Irrelevant. It's being an undrafted free agent. And the biggest defensive tackle. ever to be, um, coming out of college at 427 pounds or something. Got, uh, picked up by the Buccaneers as an undrafted free agent. Interesting thing about this big guy is he's also 1 of the fastest debt, defensive tackles in the 40-yard dash. It's pretty impressive to watch him.

The draft
Hey, junkies and the loader guy here. Just remember. Tom, Brady was, picked 199th look how he did later.

Shawn, I have a different take on the prank call to Sheduer Sanders.
Afternoon these junkies. Hey, Sean. I think everybody needs to relax when it comes to this prank calling. It's a 21 year old kid prank, calling another 21 year old kid. That's what 21 year old kids do they do dumb stuff like that. We shouldn't punish them forever for this. This is ridiculous. Everybody needs to just calm down.

I will happily let them take the pretty colors from the food if I get to keep my fluoride in my water.
hi, I'm a few episodes behind But I will. Happily happily. Trade, um, my food dies if I get to keep my fluoride in my water. Okay, they can take all the pretty colors away. Just give me my fluoride. Thank you.

For Sabrina
Hey, knees. Junkie crew. I know we're late for Sabrina's birthday but my daughter's here wanted to say happy birthday to Sabrina. Happy birthday Sabrina.

Camping World. Nobody in New York. Had a large flag. It's enormous. They can fly it.

First time, dispatch, short and sweet happy birthday Sabrina! Hopefully this right! :)

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