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The Great Permanent Pumkin Tragedy of 2025

Insecure
In my opinion, anybody that carries an open weapon. Is just saying I'm very insecure about my small penis.

That burning house is in my town. Do yall want a interview with them?
Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here. So, uh, I live in Fountain Inn South Carolina and I'm pretty sure from what I read that house. That looks like it's burning, is it Fountain? Inn. So if you guys want, let me know. I'll go knocking the doors. See if I can get you an interview with them. I mean, I ain't shy. Let me know later.

No bra day coming up soon
This is a reminder that Monday October 13th is no broad day. If any lady is seen out of compliance, just asked her to join the celebration.

Sable point teacher
Talking about that teacher, doesn't that violate HIPPA laws? Maybe a question for MO.

homicidal teacher is my next book

Seminole county school issue
This Seminole County Public School issue is not about the pair of professional that self-reported. Is about the parent. That somebody that had these thoughts. Was working with the children. this happened on September 24th, and the parents were not told about For many many days later that is the whole issue.

Sabal Point Elementary from a parent perspective
This is in reference to the Florida Department of Education. Coming down with a mandate with stable Point, Elementary being in the news. The parents were left unaware for 9 days without any information. When a report broke out and all the parents shared the information, And nothing was shared back to the parents until the new station showed up. The principal is blaming the superintendent. The superintendent is blaming the principal, and this guy was hired by Seminole County. However, he did have priors and pick ups and interactions with the police. So the parents want to know that this can never happen again.

Message for Moe
Hey, junkies happy Friday Saturday Sunday. Um, if most coming in today, do me a favor and just let him know that his new Mo magnets. Look awesome.

Motorcycle rider
Hey, good morning news, junkies listen. Uh as a motorcycle rider. Yeah, I think that's excessive. Uh, they could get his tag number. They could run his tag, they could see who he is. They can wait till he gets home. Even if he's out of state, they could have another department do something but not him over. And not hit a motorcycle. Uh, cars. Totally different. Like Sabrina says, You know, a car you're protected on a motorcycle? You're not. I don't agree with that at all. And I don't agree that he was speeding. I don't agree with that either but no way should they have hit him and then potentially ran over him so that's just my thoughts. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop. Have a good weekend, bye.