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Way better than last year a lot more clear Happy birthday song for Sabrina
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Dear Sabrina. Happy birthday to you.

Random burger sidebar
Hey, junkies happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday, podcast listener. Last listening to, y'all talk about Jack in the Box closing, some of their stores, I've never had Jack in the Box, but I'm very, very excited about the fact that cookout is opening their first Florida location in Tampa later this year. Now, I don't know if you've ever had cookout but between their cookout sauce, their burgers and let's be real. Any place I can get a cheeseburger with a side of a corn dog and a quesadilla. I'm on board. Thanks guys.

Breaking news!!!! (Reupload with blur hahahaha!!!!)


Contender for weird people
I think it's fair to say that sperm people on all the weird people,

If I could talk to my dog
Happy day, News, Junkie crew. So if I could talk to my dog and asked him what his thoughts were, I can only think that my dog would probably look at me and tell me. I drink too much and watch too much corn.

A talking dog has seen too much to take back to the pound
Hey news, junkies happy Thursday, Friday, Saturday Sunday. Hey, I don't think you would want to turn your dog back into the pound if it could talk because that dog has seen a lot of stuff, you know what I mean? And that dog could get a little talking, a little too much. Probably better to take a. Shovel to the dog instead of taking them back to the pound wiggle wiggle.


It’s a race now?!
Yoki Chad's quick check-in about this sperm race. Uh, all jokes aside. Uh, I'm, you know, I'm having just kind of recently dipped my toe in the waters of online bedding. Uh, as we've got a handful of the apps available here in Tennessee, where I'm at. Um, I'm all for it. Uh, I mean I'm I'm definitely pulling for the guy with the longest odds. I mean I'm in it for a load of money. Am I right? Tip your wanker.

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