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The big cross
The big cross you seen. Is a cell tower.

Red dye today corn syrup tomorrow
It's red dye today. I'll probably get rid of corn syrup next. Most of the other countries have gotten rid of the corn syrup. Your body doesn't know what to do with corn syrup when it comes into your body, it just turns it into fat. And most the products in America have corn syrup. To make them taste good. So yeah. Just think you heard uproar now. You'll hear uproar then. So yeah.

Twins B Crazy
Hey News, Junkie and the rest of you. Hope you're having a great day. I am listening to podcast. So, um, a little late with my impulse, but there is a show about twins and I believe those 2 twins in particular, are on that show and they married the same guy. And they are crazy. You should find the show and check it out.

5k for what?!
Hey there. Junkies, what's up? So listening to your story about having uh, like a kid for thousand dollars. Now is that after the bills are paid from the hospital, does that get compensated as well? Because it seems like that 5 grand is only going to help cover the hospital bills. Um, by the way kids like, okay, bye.


How to not get robbed at the A?T?M
Happy hump day News, Junkie crew. You know how to not get robbed at an ATM? You keep your handgun with you. I got my 357 on me everywhere, as I go. so, you know that takes care of that problem. Having money to take out of the ATM. That's a whole another problem. We'll talk about that on another dispatch. That's how I got say about that.

PODCAST TROUBLES!!
Good afternoon. I am a podcast listener. I listen, I have an iPhone and I listen on the iHeart Radio app. And um, the skipping lately and like the skipping of segments repeating of segments, um it's it's been really bad. I've tried downloading the episodes. like you said, And um, it really hasn't helped lately. It's been like Almost unlimited. It's very frustrating. Not enjoyable. Listen no, it's not your problem but hoping you can help love the show. Thanks.

Hey Fritz. There is a job opening I heard about for you. It pays the same as you're getting paid now, unfortunately. But, uh, You could be a ball boy, for the Tampa Bay, Rays get lots of air time.

The Connors and Fritz
Hey there. So I remember when the Conners was coming back in Roseanne was being revived, and everyone was so excited and the premiere of that show, I hit the pen for the first time in, like, over a decade. So, I was ready to have a really great night and I thought the show was going to be hilarious, and I didn't find it funny at all and I gave it 1 more chance. and I didn't like it, so that is 1 thing that will definitely not be missed by me, but 1 thing that will be missed is Fritz. It has been a pleasure to experience you being part of the News Junkie. I've had the pleasure of calling in and being part of Fritz on the street from my home, um, because I'm a trivia nerd like that. And I just wish you the best and bigger and brighter things are ahead of you, so good luck Fritz. That's it, have a great day.

Poor question invalid
I call Shenanigans on that 1 for the pope question, they should have had to know it was Pope Francis. I bet there was a bunch that didn't know his name was Francis and would have probably said, Pope John Paul or something.

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