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Who’s the better driver?
What's going down, junkies, man? That sounds like so much fun. Uh, the bowling this weekend, I don't know what's crazier. The fact that there was a dog driving a car, or the fact that the dog was a better driver than Courtney. I'll just see myself out, see you

Different types of crying 😭

space bitches, that's what we should call them

Astro not
I understand and you do have to be brave to go up in that new Shepard rocket or whatever it's called. but just because you flew on a 737, From Detroit to Orlando, does not make you a pilot. So, they're not astronauts, they are passengers.


Good Afternoon, News. Junkies this is Jackie. The bun Beach teacher. I just happen to catch your discussion about this really of color in very inappropriate foot rub as a consequence for Behavior. Well, first of all most principals, don't get involved in things of that nature. Meaning disciplining the students, it's usually an assistant principal or a dean and all of that aside physical contact between any School employee and any student is really off limits unless it's a high 5, a fist bump, something like that. You really got to be careful. We live in a litigious society and just stay away from that. Have a great day, guys. Bye by the way. This is my first dispatch ever.


Concrete Mike's deeply apologizes
My dearest. Sean Watson. I hope this dispatch finds you. Well, I normally listen to the show while I drive down the interstate heading from Tampa to Orlando or from wherever to wherever uh, I apologize. Sir. From now on I'll find a spot to stay off. Where it's a quiet. Good clear dispatch for you. I love y'all and have a good weekend.

Addl uber question
Hey news, junkies just uh tagging on to the Uber conversation. Um, I was a Lyft driver for a while and I got to say I would never have an idea of somebody left, something in my car, Until later or the next passenger saw it. And either they would say something or they would just take it. So I just don't know how the driver would be completely liable for that. Also in that same vein when the guy was asking about the the ounce of marijuana thing I want to I want to know, like, would the Uber or Lyft driver be in trouble. If somebody did happen to leave that back there and nobody else found it because of course, it's better. Like oh, of course you found. Somebody left weed in your car, you know what I'm saying? That's, that's my question.

Aren't we, like, 2 weeks into this Minecraft movie and we all know what's going on? So how are kids getting into this theater with all this extra popcorn much less a live chicken. Aren't you checking these kids before they go into this crazy movie? Come on now. What are we doing?

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