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Alternatives for high concert prices
What's up guys? And gal as a uh devout connoisseur and maybe even a borderline subject matter expert when it comes to tickets. Um, Just going to say if you can't afford Beyonce and T Swizzle uh tickets. I'm just saying 2 tickets to pound town is kind of free. Don't even have to take me out to dinner. Just saying, it's all I got to do is

Shawn working on his routine with his new cane

Concert tickets
So I'm going to the Metallica concert next month on the 6th. It is 2 concerts its 1 on the 6th and 1 on the 8th. I paid. I can't remember how much exactly I paid for the ticket, but for the 2 tickets and for the hotel room, all together, I paid like $400. I'm not going to lie, that's a phenomenal deal, and I'm staying in Tampa, the whole weekend until Monday. So Friday to Monday. Not that bad but like other places like WrestleMania, Super Bowl, Beyonce like all these artists that are full of themselves. No,

THC drinks saved my liver. MLLO Mary is the goat.
What's up news Junkies? I just heard, uh, I'm sorry. You guys briefly talking about the THC drinks as a way to get off of alcohol. I was drinking pretty heavy started. Drinking these uh THC infused Bloody Marys mellow, Mary m l l o. Absolutely, you are 100% right complete Game Changer. Have a great day, guys. Talk to you soon.

Retirement with a robot caretaker
Hello, I just wanted to tell you that. I Googled the Optimus robot and it said it costs 20,000. My plan, when I get really old is to buy 1 of those and not go in a nursing home and let that robot, take care of me and my own home. Doesn't that sound like a good plan? I'm counting on it. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Tesla robot what do u need more time to do?
Sean, my biggest question here is like with the Tesla robots, what are people trying to not do or have more time to do that? Your robot has to take the trash out for you. Walk the dog. Drive The Uber for you like like you said they're just going to sit down and play video games all day.

Hey, there News Junkie. This is Gatorade here. Letting Sean know that the cane should be used in the left hand, for a right foot injury. If you think I'm wrong, please Google it and see what it says. Thank you or ask 1 of your AI. Have a good day.


Hey guys, it's been a while since I checked in with you, just wanted to let you know. I got fired the other day for telling my boss, she had a big stick up her ass. So, I guess uh well, there you go. She's got a big stick up for us.