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Ye ole DooDoo shower stomp
hey news, Junkies uh, I can tell you for a fact. That there are people who uh they're too new down the shower drains. I got a good buddy. Uh, who is adamant about it? I have had long drunken talks with him, trying to talk him out of it. But his, his, his his uh, his main point I think is that uh Say saves on a saves on toilet paper. I guess he wash your ass but for me uh the cost is too great but those people are out there that do the old waffle stomp disgusting. oh, Charles

Weezers insane wife!
Beverly Hills. That's where the cops shot me in shooter in the shoulder. Now, I am going to jail.

why are the police even engaging the school clerk

Sean’s RIGHT
Hey news. Junkies, I'm just here to say, I agree with Sean, no matter what he says. I don't even have to hear it. I just agree with him. He's right on everything. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop,

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This crazy teacher. WOW.
Good afternoon, crazy teachers. Oh my God, this lady is infuriating me the way she's talking to the police officer saying she's being disrespected. Yelling at him telling him not to interrupt her as he's trying to explain that he is there on official business to protect the school, the children, the scholars as a parent. I would want them there to protect them. They're at school. These teachers aren't going to protect them from a bomb or from a shooter. They're the ones always calling the police and then to say, you have to check in and you can't get in here. This is ridiculous. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

School sucks and Shawn is right
hey news, jerus Sean, you are 100% right and the voice of reason my friend The police in this situation can't win. You're Dead. If you don't you dead, if you do If you don't come there, you're a coward. If you try to go in there, you got to deal with this crap. I don't know what the hell they want the police to do, but you're 100% right. The kids come first and God forbid, a kid dies at that school district is all I got to say.

Columbus school
Hey News. Junkie first time dispatcher here. My question is, why didn't they arrest this person for obstructing a police investigation? So they could continue with investigating this bomb threat.

Hey y'all. So, um, The story you were talking about out of Columbus. Um, can you imagine? if while the cops are there being held in the office can't uh do their investigation, do what they need to do that suddenly there's shooting Or, you know, God forbid, there was an actual bomb and it went off. Um, yeah, the lawsuits that would come out of that afterwards. you know, I, I hope that some people get fired over this because that seems ridiculous that they wouldn't allow cops on campus to investigate. Potential immediate Danger. Legally, don't pop up.

The carbon emissions
All right, guys. So the thing about those carbon emissions over in Europe that they track with the movies and everything. the reason that, The Fast and the Furious had less carbon emissions is because they bought offsets Disney chose not to buy the offsets. So it's all a big racket. It's all for money.

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