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I’m in the neighborhood right behind beefy king and there are coyotes walking around here. Here is one that followed my dog and I, but we quickly walked back home because I didn’t know the coyote’s intentions.

MAILBOX MONEY
Hey, junkies. So, the best way to end the day in my opinion is getting a notification that you just got money, delivered to your debit card because of a class action lawsuit love that mailbox money. Thank you. Cliff bar for my 12 dollars for. I don't even know what because I don't remember what the class action lawsuit was about, but I got 12 dollars.

Pod cast
A news junkies, Sean, you can get the podcast off the Alexa. Smart speaker, or whatever, it's called, just thought I'd let you know.

They had a dude on the inside. 100%.

Skull mic is truly great!
The skull mic audio is going to be such a great addition to the doctor series on Sean's life. It's really going to set it apart from all the other, serial killer murder mystery docu series that are on Netflix. On you.

all this bathroom nonsense is f'ed up

Bathrooms are EW
Junkies, what's happening? So talking about people being on their phones on the bathrooms and stuff, I can't tell you how many times I'll be at work. Go to the bathroom and people are on speakerphone just dropping nuggets. You hear plopping in the toilet people just on speakerphone, the most ridiculous 1. I heard this girl on the other line was talking about, oh, guess what he got arrested? This is his rap sheet and they started going through all the different things he got persecuted for. I don't know, I didn't catch all the conversation. I was a little busy myself, but People really don't have any. Any self-awareness or any care that other people are around and it's pretty disgusting. Um I definitely don't want to be on glass in the bathroom while someone's on speakerphone because God forbid, they take like 5 minutes to do what they need to do. Cuz What world do we live in, right? Okay, bye.

Peg-leg alternative for Shawn
Hey, Sean regarding your concern that that little Peg Leg might look uh, bad in front of Courtney. You should get yourself like a Gandalf, Style, wizard staff, and just start walking around in that maybe get a robe. I don't know. Start speaking in Latin. That's 1 way to do it. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

simple blood test and lighten up Sabby your being silky

Biden knew
Joe, Biden accidentally said, he had cancer when he was running. He said it out loud, they've known for years. The type of bone cancer that he had has been in his bones for over 10 years apparently They knew everybody knew.