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My Minecraft experience
Hey, junkies. So yeah, I went to the Minecraft movie this weekend with my kids, it was completely sold out at 2:00 in the afternoon. It was super loud reminded me of Rocky Horror Picture Show kids, screaming out all the lines tons of laughing. I thought it was kind of fun. Being an old school Rocky Horror Picture fan but uh it was a disaster. Every like there was popcorn everywhere sodas left all over melted candy on the seats. I felt really bad for the theater crew. So have a good day. Bye.

throwing stuff at the movie theater is great when it's expected

minecraft audience on friday

Animal limit law
Good morning. Sean Sabrina sea Lane. Uh, just had a question on this, uh, animal limitation law. Um, you think we could give up 1 of the kids instead of the pets? You know, maybe Sean could give up the uh the kitty has under a stairwell instead of lady or junky cat. Just wondering. We wiggle, pop pop.

Veteran disability
Hey, junkies, uh, you guys were talking about being disabled through the VA the other day cuz that crazy boat captain. Um, I'll try to be as concise as I can, but a lot of people in the military are 100% disabled or like veterans, um, because it's a, uh, culmination accumulation rating. So, like my husband is considered 100% disabled by the VA because he hurt his back shoulder and knees while he was in the military. So each 1 of those Garners, a certain percentage of disability, and it brings them up to, I think, like 60% and then his mental health because he developed a high level of anxiety while in the military, puts him at the 100% disability ranking. Um, once you're 100% disabled, um, you actually have 2 different designations, you can work and you can't work. And then that affects your benefits and how you accumulate plus once you are 100% disabled, as a, a veteran that unlocks extra benefits for your family and the people right around you because it's supposed to help them be able to take care of um you better and things like that. Um I know each case is a little bit different and it's way more complicated than that but that's you know, a little bit. Anyways you guys have a great day. Welcome back. Sean.

Animals
Hey, junkies um heard you talking about that crazy law that they're passing about. You can only have 4 animals. Um when a good workaround be you registered to be a rescue. So you're going to be like no I'm I'm an animal rescue over here. I mean I think that's exactly what I would do. I would find some type of workaround because they can't do this. All right? Have a good 1. Bye!

Only 4 animals?!?!
Hello, here. I am to inspect how many animals you have? I heard that you have a 5 Animals. You're only supposed to have 4, where are you hiding them? Are there any attic? You cannot have 5 Animals. Sorry, I had to be silly today.

Colorado SS
So let me get this straight, is this city in Colorado? Going to go around door to door like the SS and start asking people. If they got dogs underneath their floorboards, how ridiculous bunch of Nazis.

Wrong Mr.Wasson
Sean, I'm sorry to say, you are very wrong. You do not have 2 children. I love both of my children equally. They are both very different and I would not give up 1 for another. So, I'm sorry, Mr. Watson Will you wiggle pop pop?

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