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I was in Poland for 3 weeks...
So I was in Poland for 3 weeks and I got to tell you their perogis are delicious. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

just call me the Amazing Geezer


I helped stop a fight at a bar where the guy getting beat up fully deserved it but I didn’t know it
What's up News Junkie? So um, talking about the guy, you know, helping out the cops with the, you know, the criminal remind me of a story. I was at a bar, uh, probably about 10 years ago now, where a guy was just getting his ass handed to him. I hope I can say that in the radio. Um and I jumped in to stop it because this dude was just like, it was like, unfair. This dude was just getting pummeled. Uh, come to find out that the dude that was administering. The beating was a security guard and the guy getting his ass. Kicked was walking around the bar. Shoving his hand down girls pants and, uh, fully deserved the ASP, and he was getting. Um, luckily didn't evade police, he wanted to get in tased outside the bar. It was fun to watch. Um, yeah. So that was, uh, fuk up. I felt like a prick there for a minute, though. Um, you know, probably should have just left him get his ass kicked. But anyway, have a nice day, guys, wiggle, wiggle, pop out,

Letting guy go
I just want to say uh, you know, how did Uncle Ben die? you know, Peter Parker he said, hey No that guy just stole from them but I saw my job guy runs by next thing. You know, there goes his uncle

That little regulator on a liquor bottle has a better name.


Y'all made me think about the movie Soul Man.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the whole, um, blackface. Uh, there was a movie from the 80s called soulman. Where like this dude didn't have the grades to get into Harvard but then he figured out a way to get in and it was hilarious. Don't make them like they used to.


What the duck? I signed up for secret shows and chose my prize from the beautiful and smart Courtney. No sh*t warlock pin is awaiting my magnet collection. I’m sure it’s not sexy Sabrina’s or cute c-lane mistake. Come on Wasson gimme me pin please☘