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Bad parents
This was 100% paid for by Chick-fil-A. As many times as they mentioned Chick-fil-A. And nobody got in trouble. There's a whole lot more to this story. Wiggle wiggle. A pop up.

Need an opinion.. kthxbye
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? I need your opinion. Um, I feel like it went a little harsh on my friend but she really upset me. Um I just kind of want to see how you guys would handle this situation. Um so she is still friends with my ex-husband on social media and I guess she quote unquote didn't realize he was still on her social media but she took it upon herself to fill me in on his life. And I really didn't appreciate that. I would think after 3 years she would have some common sense not to mention him. Um, just kind of want to see what you guys would say. Do you think that's a good friend for keeping me in the loop? Or do you think she is out of line? Okay. Thanks, bye.

Ding ding ditch prosecutor in interview update
Hey, Sean and crew uh with the ding-dong ditch thing. I saw it uh interview this morning with 1 of the prosecutors, and he brought up some uh, stuff that we haven't, you haven't mentioned lately. And uh 1, they said that the guy was not in the house, he was on the side of the house, they think waiting for the kids, and then when they, uh, you know, they didn't arrest him right away. So when they did get the arrest warrant and the SWAT team, uh, showed up to arrest him, he wasn't there him and his wife had packed up the car with a, he specifically said, 3 days worth of stuff. They found him in a hotel somewhere else with the reservation for 3 days and they're not sure if he was running running running. But uh, yeah this guy needs to get beat with a wet noodle and spend the rest of his life in jail. We miss yacktman.

follow up on my last dispatch about ding dong ditch

My ding dong ditch experience

When I worked at Chuck E Cheese the head fell off the costume in front of kids

2pm Announcement
I bet this big White House announcement is going to be Cracker Barrel changing its logo again

Trump body double
In his junkies in regards to president Trump. I believe there's a conspiracy that there's no conspiracy about a conspiracy for a body, double, Have a great day.

DuDuDu not gonna say it anymore
Yossi CHS I just had to check in quickly to give Cain a virtual pat on the back for correcting, Sean on that horrible. Mispronounced any of the name? Having never even seen it. Spelled I knew when you were saying do fresni or deaf Fresno or whatever that it was probably some kind of a play on a French name and it was probably pronounced due frame. I don't know. I've been in the mail truck for like a week screaming. It's due frame. Every time you say to fresni and thank you again ceiling for correcting that. Oh my God. It just it gives me flashbacks to Shaw. Shank Redemption when that idiot. Bad guy was like what is this book by Alexandre dumbass? Yeah, Sean. Great job bud tip your annunciators.