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What made my high school newsworthy
Hey jockeys price here. First dispatch Fritz. What's up my man? So you guys are talking about like, celebrities that went to your high school or what major high school newsworthy and I can tell you that like my school that I went to was super low-key for a long time like we didn't really have much celebrities or anything like that that came out of my school. Um I can tell you that Adam Sandler's wife, she graduated from my school, a year or 2 before me and um caramel brown from Clear I uh he graduated like a year or 2 before me. Um I was in that like for a long time it just wasn't much to talk about when it came to Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. For a long time. Wiggles and Pops.

Really? C-Lane is hosting!
Hey guys, it's Richie why do you guys take the guy that talks the least amount on the show to go on and host when Sean's not there? What are you thinking? Well, I mean at least you got Fritz and Sabre there to put in good content. Man, have a good day, guys.

Prom
Hey guys, Megan from Casselberry lifetime. Resident of Seminole County and went to Lake cal high school. We had our prom at the Port ofinno Bay and it was awesome. Yes, we had students get in trouble for bringing alcohol in their limos. Although some of us were smart like myself and we bribed our limo driver with a bunch of joints and he let us smog out the limo on our way. Hope you guys have a great day.

Kids names
Yo, junkies I had all my kids are named after, uh, anime series or superheroes. Uh, my oldest Talia from Talia ghoul, Batman series and then, uh, opal from the Avatar Kora series, and then atraeus from God of War. Look them up.

Sans and her woke Cats song
Hey, junkies podcast listener. Um Sabrina. I just want to say I am thankful that I haven't actually put my mascara on yet this morning because I'm listening to Friday's show and your cats. Your woke cats song literally had me crying laughing so hard so thank you for that. I needed that this morning.

I worked at a swingers club once

Legal Question
What's up, guys? Listen, I have a question for that wonderful attorney there. There's a story about a guy in Deltona with an 11 inch. Johnson and the the the story is about me and I just want to know because I didn't want that information out there that I that I have an 11-inch Johnson. But they they pushed the story out about a man from Deltona and with a huge Johnson and I just want to know if I have any legal recourse against everybody's talk. That's talking about that guy from Deltona. Uh, with that 11 inch Johnson because it's it's me they're talking about and I just don't want that information out there.

Sleeping with the fushes
Happy end of the week News Junkie crew. So, uh, this boat captain guy, man, I'd like, I'd like to have about 5 minutes alone with this dude. Uh, I felt so bad for that kid. his voice reminded me of my son and uh so it hits a little more personal but uh yeah I uh That dude be at the bottom of the water. He, he'd be. He'd be sleeping with the fishes.

For Moses!!!!
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. This is for mo mo. I can't wait to see you next weekend for the bowling tournament. It's going to be a lot of fun. I hope these losers make it bye.

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