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Hardcore guacamole debit cards
Yo junkies hey I think the best easiest way to get rid of subscriptions that you don't use anymore. Is to just 1 phone call to your bank and you get a new card and a new number. And so, all the automatic payments, they don't go through anymore. I've done it. It worked. Well, I don't know. All right, y'all have a good day, peace.

My shop is 20 feet from a spectrum office
Junkie simply Jeremy here, so, funny story about Spectrum. Uh, my shop here in Greenville, South Carolina at the castle. My big shop door is about 20 feet away from a big Spectrum building. They actually rent. The building or own the building but we own land, whatever the case may be, and I cannot tell you how many times I have had to ask their employees, not to park in our parking lot. We got to contact their big boss. They are trash everywhere in their parking lot. The amount of marijuana smoke coming out which, you know, hey, I'm all for it but it's illegal here. Um, the guy even the guy, the big boss themselves, says deal dealing with the Spectrum employees is like dealing with a bunch of children. It's like they're high school students. So that doesn't surprise me. They don't know how to cancel the service.

Astronaut firing
Hey junkies, happy gloomy Monday. Sean I wouldn't worry too much about the astronaut getting fired or any. Anything because most likely people will start to go fund me for her and she'll raise a bunch of money, like hundred thousand dollars for her defense for, uh, driving into a street festival. So, don't worry. All right. Thank you, twinkle. Let its out.

astronaut cheerleader lady is lucky to be alive

Stolen money?
Okay, so you're telling me that none of these people took at least 5 Seconds to say. Show me proof that you took twenty dollars out of my account. Show me a transaction a better yet. Show me your account or Let Me Take 5 Seconds to check my account. To see if you actually took money out of my account. That'll ruin the joke right there, that'll ruin the prank right there. They don't show you the proof, they'll probably backtrack, and just say oh man, it was a joke, huh? Just saying hippie out.

I used to build interactive speaker displays
When I ran a merchandising business, we used to build those interactive speaker displays. Uh, I want to Comp USA specifically. If you remember that store where they had all the different computer speakers you could try them out. Those things were expensive to build for the company and expensive to maintain because every time new speakers came out, you had to change them. They changed the media content. Yeah, they weren't cheap to to set up or maintain.

The trackers are a no. Issue.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about The Trackers. I don't know, I think I think it's all just a big Cloak and Dagger chess game at that level. And um, I'd like to believe that, um, our country could find those trackers. And, uh, reverse engineer them if they need to and figure out how they work and we, uh now know how they track stuff.

Oh boy here we go..
Good morning. Junkies, what's happening? So, um, asking for a friend, if someone were to have a manager who listens to the 1041 shows, would you, uh, do you think that they would get in trouble at work? For some of the things that were said outside of work? Oh God. Oh God.

The Rehearsal season 2 is a great watch
Hey, happy, beginning of a new week news junkies. Hey if you guys want a good watch, On Max the second season of the rehearsal. Is is on there and I don't know if it's quite as good as the first season. but it's still pretty good because he's looking into plane crashes and what causes them and he's You know, you'll you'll see it's it's great. I also happen to watch that 4 seasons on Netflix and I got to tell you, man, that was a great watch because no matter if you're a married person, there's something about each couple that you can relate to man. It was just great. I really enjoyed it. Wiggle wiggle.

Flight or Fight situation that you guys were speaking about the other day. It is called a Vasovagal Syncope in where anyone can pass out from stress and other issues, ie. seeing blood or watch your wife give birth. Be Well. Thanks so much.
Hi there. the other day, you guys were talking about how people have a flight or Fight situation and they just their body shifts down and they pass out. It is called vasovagal syncope. And the person just passes out. and it's crazy, and it happens when someone sees blood or someone sees their wife, Giving birth or you know things, they chipped it to you. so um, it's a Very distressing when it happens to a loved 1. Okay, be well. Thanks so much.