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Fritz me and Val Kilmer
I'm sorry. Hey news Jagger uh great Val. Kilmer movie was the 1. Where Uh, he made the house full of popcorn and uh, my favorite 1 was Tombstone cuz I'm your huckleberry. Uh, pick me for Fritz on the street there. Sean.

Literally 26. People in the United States, have my first name Bridges. So yeah. I'm not very popular.

girl stabbing in Jacksonville

13 reasons why
yo, Junkies you guys are talking about, uh, Shows that would just be like controversial to show your kids and whatnot. 13 Reasons Why was not too long ago and that was that was very touchy on the suicidal topic.

Real genius of a ‘spatch
Yoki CHS, apologies for the wind, it's windy out here. What can I say? Um, but yeah, uh, I don't know if you guys heard. I wanted to leave this dispatch early, right as the show started. I mean, I'm sure you heard you are the News Junkie after all, but uh, Val Kilmer actually 100% fine. All well, and good. Doesn't even have cancer anymore. Guys. It's fake news. April Fool's Valkyrie dead AF. Tip your Batman.


Bench lady should get bench on her own property
What's up Junkies, you know, on the bench thing. You know, if you don't want people throwing trash around your Memorial bench, then put it on private property, put it at your house so it'll be beautiful all the time. Every time you look at it unless you're going to put trash on their yourself. But uh, the beat camping out and policing. A bench is a little silly to me, especially in public. Uh, also, I'm saying subject, I was kind of curious where you guys land on roadside memorials because I kind of think they're a little silly to me. I mean, I get it, I guess at first, your loved 1 died in that spot, but I see some that are in spots for 3, 4 years. And I think, do you think your loved ones coming back to that spot? I I just don't. It doesn't compute with me. But anyway, see ya.

Crazy bench lady
Can you imagine how the bench lady would react? If she saw what homeless people do on that thing? Oh boy.

Open carry is legal in Florida
What's up News? Junkie crew. So, in the State of Florida, it is legal to travel. While you're going to and from and in the activity of fishing, hunting and camping to open carry a firearm. I suggest more people start doing this. That way you won't be approached by some Karen thinking. She's a badass with a pellet gun while you got a 357 strap to your side.

Lady from Melbourne was a crazy one
Hey, what's up you guys? I live down the road from that lady who whipped out the gun, on the little kids, man, that's the nicest gated community. It's not like is Detroit where I come from or anything like that. You don't have to worry about somebody coming up and you know like yanking you out of a car and carjacking you or shooting you in the face or anything like that. These were like 10 year old little kids man, just out there doing their thing. I don't understand what the hell that Pro ladies problem was but you know, over the uh, Facebook Airwaves here locally, there was some dude who tried to justify it by saying, oh, you don't know what she's been through and things like that. That's the stupidest crap. I've ever heard in my life, man, it doesn't matter what she's been through. They're little kids, don't whip out guns on little kids, man, they're not doing anything. What the hell is wrong with the people in this world now? It's like shoot first and ask questions later.

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