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Crazy can be hawt
Hey, news junkies happy Friday, Saturday Sunday. Hey, let me defend that guy a little bit man. Crazy can be hot. Hot. Wiggle.

Game of magnets
What's up? Skeleton Crew, Sean Cela holding down the fort. Well, game of magnets in full effect and out to Mont Springs, the Wawa and the corner of 436 and 434, Wife and I pulled in all of a sudden I hear a knock on a trunk and the dude's got a grin with the magnet in his hand. Congrats to the guy in the red truck and in true fashion, my wife immediately pulled another magnet out of the glove box and replaced that 1. So enjoy it man in the red truck game of magnets plays on, love you all. Hey.

Not a Florida man
Hey guys, happy day. I take issue with Randy finds advertisements. Not because he's Republican but because it says he's a true Florida, man. He was born in Arizona, lived in Kentucky, and then Detroit. And apparently, he's only been in the State of Florida since maybe 2016 that does not make a Florida man. Screw you.

Tate brothers
Hey guys. Um, I just want to tell you that. I am a conservative. Um I'm pretty conservative on on most issues. I wouldn't call myself a Trumper. I do like Trump, uh, this this time around, I think he's doing a really good job, but I want to say, um, I do not claim the tape Brothers. Uh, I don't defend them. I think they're disgusting and horrible and awful and I hate that this has become like a left right thing. I feel like everybody should get on board and say, the tape Brothers need to be just shunned from every society. And they need to go back under the rocks that they came out of um, just horrific, horrible disgusting human beings. Uh, please don't lump them with normal conservatives, they're not conservative, they're just misogynists and Um, conservatives I would say overall are not misogynist so um, nope, not not 1 of us, thanks.

Childhood songs
the only song I Really remember for childhood other than like, you know, like Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and all that stuff was if you're sitting in your Chevy and you're feeling something heavy diarrhea diarrhea, If you're sliding into first and you feel it, juicy burst diarrhea. Diarrhea.

Bear hunt has been around a while
Hey, Junkies. Uh, going on a bear hunting old book. It's been around for a while. My kids, my oldest is 20 and it was it was out before her. My wife was a kindergarten teacher. And she would sing it to her kids. But yeah, man, I uh, sang that and funny voices and in crazy ways to my kids for years and then, you know, of course, they don't want you coming into Rita Mae, uh nighttime story because they're staying up way later than you and you're old. And you got to go to bed at night so you can function like a somewhat human being the next day. Oh,

Church money
Yo, junkies, so I'm a pastor's kid, which is why I'm such a terrible person. But uh, yeah, that's just straight up like begging for money. That's like BS. Uh, my dad even though I rebelled against the church, my dad actually does it the proper way. He doesn't even sin around the thing for like money or anything like that. It was just a box at the back of the church if you want to donate donate blah, blah, blah, it's all good to go. Uh and I think that's how it should be all these other guys are just out there hustling and I think that's fake and it gives all the Christians a Bad Name. All right, junkies piece.

Child slave labor.
Good afternoon. Junkie is the Mad King here. So what you think is child slave labor? When I was in high school, we had a thing called work release. What that did is you got out of school 2 or 3 periods early depending on your job. And you got to go to work and you still got school credit, but you also got to learn how to work in the real world. So where you guys come up with slave labor, I have no idea, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop,

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