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Private perts
Now the song is stuck to my hand private parts, private parts, please don't touch my private parts.

Delete this. Didn’t record. My bad




Bridge guy
What's up, junkies? I was listening to the story about the bridge guy. And when I was a teenager I, um, got arrested for what I was wearing. Um, apparently they were chasing someone that was wearing the same colors I was wearing, and I ended up getting arrested for it. So I can understand where that, you know, mistaken identity could come in with with um, You know, the color of the clothing that you're wearing or the types of clothing that you're wearing, I mean, if if he did it, then he needs to get what he gets, but if he legit didn't do it. Yeah, man. That's, uh, not cool, not cool at all out.

Speaking of grass… literally just did this cutting grass for a customer whilst listening to my favorite show. Lol a stone flew off the weed whacker and shattered this storm door. 🫩

Jackalope was real popular for a little bit

Jackalope
Jackalope congratulations. Brad Shaw out.

NO AMINALS IN GROCERY STORES!