Hello, junkies, simply Jeremy here. All right, I got a funny story for you. So, 1 time, back when I was in real estate. I had texted my broker about a payment that he was supposed to pay me for a commission. Well he ended up telling me he wasn't going to pay me that commission, so I thought I was texting my wife. I was like honey you know this guy's a big D, he's not giving me my money. I said a whole bunch of stuff about him. Put my phone down, sent the text, put my phone down in about a minute later. I get a response and it was from my broker, Mike who said you should really look who you text and uh all I can say back to him was I met another mic. So, yeah, I've sent the wrong text to the the wrong person before. I feel that

Hey guys, podcast listener here. Um that guy who dispatched in yesterday saying that Jews do not believe that they're the only ones that go to heaven. That is correct. I'm also Jewish um You're like, well then what's the point of being a Jew? Um do you get like a VIP pass? Um, know the whole, uh, here's a little, you know, Jew 101. Um, basic information. So when they say the Jews are the chosen people. Um, basically what that means is that the Jews were chosen by God to fulfill a specific mission in the world. Um, to bring the light of God, to the world, to be an example to the nations of proper. Ethics proper behavior, Etc. so, um, and then Sabrina said, you know, it seems like there's a lot of Jews. Um, they're actually are very much, not a lot of Jews. Um, we are like a teeny tiny little percentage of the world. It is not a goal of Judaism to grow the religion. Um, at all, it's not an Evangelical religion. It's actually extremely difficult to join the Jewish faith. Um, to convert is very difficult, it takes years. Um, that's not a goal. Uh, growth is not a goal. Um, the goal is to fill the mission to do Mitzvahs, um, which means good deeds to live a good life to be a good example to other people to live a Godly life, Etc. So, um, that's Jewish 101 for you.

Your complacency for National Security is disgusting.

I noticed something about Sabrina, Sabrina. What goes on in your head? Anytime? Someone mentions their children or their ages because I swear at least 4 times. Now, every time someone says, well, I have 2 kids and they mentioned their ages, you go either, okay or or some kind of like snarky remark. So I'm just curious, like does that trigger you in a way? Because it's happened to me and I'm like, all right, it's whatever. Happened to someone else. And I just thought, all right, maybe I'm just overthinking it. And I've heard it 2 more times and I mean it's almost guaranteed every single time. So I'm just curious, what's going on?

Canadian politics. Make me feel a little nauseous. I don't know why, but I love you guys. You guys are great. Shelly.

Hey news Junkies, you know I have a 7 year old and a 4 year old and I refuse to let them win at anything. It's not because I'm competitive it's because life will never let you win at anything. So why should I let you beat me in a card game or basketball? Its life isn't a participation trophy. Like if you want it, you got to earn it. So when they beat me in a game, guess what? They know they have won.

Hey Sean. Uh, no. You're not correct. Uh, at least for Jews. We believe that anybody who's a good person gets into heaven, it's not an exclusive club and uh, speaking as a member of the Jewish group, I would just want to be surrounded by Jews, uh, for the rest of all eternity. Uh got a little annoying sometimes, so good news is if you're a good Christian, good Muslim, good Hindu uh I would say good atheist but you don't believe in heaven. So what would be the point of uh saying that you get there? But if you're a good person, you can go to heaven, the end.

I'm sorry, but that video of the pope is the most SNL thing I have seen this year. I'm 100% sure there is an able-bodied person behind the pope. Whose arms are actually the ones moving around. This is like Weekend at Bernie's. SNL, all these things combined. Those are not his hands. That's my conspiracy wiggle wiggle, pop, pop.