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Yankees kid
They probably ate something exotic and was not prepared properly.

The airplane bathroom suit I’m Jewish Eat some damn dates
Hey news. Junkies uh this is my first dispatch. Its El heito. As a member of the Jewish ethnic group. I just want to point out 2 things, yes, I do think as a group we suffer from some gastrointestinal issues in the same way that like blacks and Asians have a lot of lactose intolerance, but I also know as a bit of a stereotype, we are a very germophobic group and I cannot imagine a place. Where a member of my ethnic group would want to spend less time. Than in the bathroom of an airplane, let alone for 30 minutes. I mean, the story just kind of seemed a little off and I agree with you Sean, unless you got a completely crazy Captain. I just don't see how this is in any way close to what the guy is claiming in his lawsuit. Wiggly wiggly pop pop eats some figs and dates and you won't have this problem.

I just took a dna test
Adjectives, DNA test turns out. I have a 100 master

Hey guys, I have an idea for a show. You can bring us on and we can talk about the ghost. Hunts we go on on the weekly basis. It's just an idea.


The new Courtney segment!
okay, to build on what that other dispatcher said, as far as like a Courtney segment, Uh, I got the best Courtney idea ever. So 1 segment a week, maybe on Friday or something, I don't know. Bring Courtney into the studio and have Sean, leave the studio and just have Courtney dishes on Sean. Like unrestricted. That would be amazing and hilarious. Anyways, happy whatever day this is and uh we able to go pop pop.

Coach did put hands on, but wasn’t wrong
What up news junkies? So let me preface this by saying the coach that grabbed the girl's hair absolutely wrong. He needed to be. He needed worse than being fired. This has been many years. I played High School football and in that in this context it makes sense. I had coaches all my coaches would to get our attention. If we're being Knuckleheads or doing something wrong, they would grab our face masks and pull us. Or they grab our pads and move us around. I never had a coach physically assault me. That coach assaulted that young girl. Football coach grabbing a hold of face masks or pads and doing something like, no, that's not the assault. Now, if a football coach had actually like thrown somebody to the ground. Yeah, that's assault. And it's different. So there there are differences but that old man should have you know been introduced to that girl's father outside the parking lot. That's all I got douches.


Banana peal face rub fitness timeline mistake. lol
Good afternoon start of the week junkies, hey, let's talk about this Ashton Hall. The banana peel face Fitness Guru. The funniest part of that video is go back and watch it and watch the timeline watch when he dives into the pool. He dives from the side of the pool at 7:36 and apparently floats in the air for 4 minutes and hits the water at 7:40 wiggle, wiggle, pop pop,

New segment idea
He knew junkies, it's Leslie, Joe. We've really gotten to know, Courtney, very well, based on how much you talk about her. I want to suggest a new segment for the show, it would be daily and it would be called this week in Courtenay. Um maybe that way you won't take all the Sabrina's next episode stuff. Y'all are fun. Have a good day.

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