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That catfish though!
Hey guys, it's Ally from fishing with Ali G and I was looking at that catfish and boy, I've caught a lot of catfish in my life, and it looks real. Even the pictures he had. I mean it It looks unbelievable but also it looks pretty accurate to what they look like. so, From the picture on my phone. I think it could be real.

Southwest
Hi News. Junkies just want to chime in on Southwest um I was stuck on the tarmac in the plane for 4 and a half hours and they tried to give me a hundred dollar. Voucher squeaky wheel gets the grease just complained quite a bit and you'll get your flight refunded, cheers.


Catfish eatin
Y'all don't want to eat that big old catfish, anything over about 4 pounds on a catfish, doesn't taste good. The ones you eat at the restaurants or anywhere from 2 to 3 pounds, something that big would be nasty and tough and Full of bottom feed, you know? It's a bottom feeder so it's eating The Leftovers. Y'all don't want to eat it.


The thc seltzer’s
Hey, what's up, Sean? So uh, you got a lot more willpower than I do, if you're using those THC things to, uh, Stop slow down drinking because that lasted about 1 day for me and then I was using the THC sells just to mix with the tequila. And uh man you want to talk about a mind eraser? Woo. I'll, I'll watch about 6 episodes of the show and the next day, remember, nothing. And I have to restart the show again, and then I'll start drinking again. And now forget the shows again, and it's just a vicious cycle, man. But yeah, they send you the Moon. That's a lot of macaroni.

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Memories being broke
Y'all just brought up some memories about some broke days. I remember back in the day when I was going to college full time, working a full-time job and had my own apartment. I remember some days when I got paid paid all the bills but the account was overdrawn by like 2 bucks and I had like 3 bucks and change and Sabrina you want to talk about buying gas with change, how about getting that 3 dollars and change going into a store to just to get 3 actual bucks going to deposit in the bank account so it could cover and it had 1 dollar left to go to the gas station, just to put it on credit just to fill my tank up just to get overdrawn again. Boy look here. See now I don't um I don't mind going about $40 steak or buy some designer shoes and stuff now because I remember when days I could not even I couldn't even do that. So yeah that's just my my 2 cents Tippy out

boomer here weighing on that girl

45yr old who just did chores to get money from my parents
Hey, junkies 45 year old woman here. I actually just called my parents and asked if I could come do chores for them for $60. So I ended up cleaning their bathrooms to giving their dog a bath and trimming the dog's nails to get 60 bucks. It's rough out here.