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New segment idea
He knew junkies, it's Leslie, Joe. We've really gotten to know, Courtney, very well, based on how much you talk about her. I want to suggest a new segment for the show, it would be daily and it would be called this week in Courtenay. Um maybe that way you won't take all the Sabrina's next episode stuff. Y'all are fun. Have a good day.

Different use altogether
Hey guys. Yeah, I have a morning routine that involves a banana peel too, but I don't rub it on my face.

Women need to stop playing the victim. Say something sooner

I have a 25 year old daughter, no way I could bang a 20 something
Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here. So I have a daughter that is 25 years old, Now I can see a young, what 20, something year old chicken be like yeah, she's a very pretty girl. Very good-looking girl. But there ain't no way in hell I would ever. Think about doing something like that. With someone that young are you kidding me? My daughter's would kill me. It's Dad, you're so weird. I mean, no absolutely positively not. If I'm 403. I think 35 maybe would be the youngest that I could go be with. I guess I can't think of me having a lot in common with any younger but no, no way I've got daughters no way and if a 43 year old, dude, was trying to hook up with my freaking 25 year old daughter. I'd kick his dang head in Just saying.

How dare you insult a drummer man!
Haha, what's going down Junkies, you know, Sean. The only reason why you have the balls to talk crap about this Conga player, okay? Is because sea Lanes, not there. All right, he is the drummer. Um, What do you call? Um, representative or as uh, a hilarious as a representative? Uh, for all drummers out there and he would stand up to you and say that this guy did a great job. I mean, he's, you know how hard it is to sing and play congas at the same time, it's hard. Okay, you're only talking crap because he lands not their lame.



Wiggle wiggle pop pop become slippery Doodah
Miss junkies snafu podcaster out of Georgia. Um, small suggestion for the show, and for dispatches in general, um, I think Sabrina might have just found a replacement for wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, and that would be the slippity doodah. Um, I don't think I've laughed harder in a long time. I love to show love you guys. Uh, appreciate what you do. I sent in that email about Steve doll and Gary Meyer. Um, and I mean it, you guys have taken this art to a whole new level, um, from a guy who's been listening to almost every kind of this show for going on 40 years. Um, thank you very much for what you do. Please keep it up. I will tune in every day. Thank you.

I did a quick Shawn Wassen caricature, I've never really drawn a caricature before, hope you think its a least a bit entertaining


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