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Why my name is AlittleIrish
Um, no, I'm not Irish, but um, my husband is Irish and, uh, we got married, 18 years ago. We were quite the youngsters. I was quite naive. And whenever, um, we we waited, we were married to, um, you know, and so he had said, when we get married, I'm going to put a little Irish in you. I didn't know what that meant, and so, I thought it was endearing and cute. I didn't realize it was a sex joke. And at my first job, as a teacher, it was like, say something interesting about yourself. And I thought, that's the thing I'm going to say, so, I said when, uh, when I get married, my husband's going to put a little Irish in me, and, um, erupted in laughter and then it kind of clicked like, what that might have meant, um, and that's people never let me live that down. And so that's why my name is my name, because it's kind of full hilarious. Okay, bye.

Shawn Wasson the Christmas Poo! (Best I could do while at work)


I know it's AI.... but that doesn't mean it's not super cool!!!

there's no such thing as a free jet


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So many topics…..
Yoki Chad's quick check-in. So many topics. So little time. Where do I start? Uh, when deciding, if I'm going to use a firm or a pay later scenario, first couple things I go through, am I going to be through enjoying said product by the time I make La my last payment, hell am I going to be passed the entire meal through my body before? I've even paid my second payment if so I'm not affirming it. Sorry, dude. Uh, secondly, the irony of all these uh, people probably hopping out of their Mercedes to call Tesla's, not cars. Get with it, guys. I don't know what your problem is and thirdly, Sean, you pay $35 to cut like 17 hairs, bro. Weird Flex. Tip your Barber.

I’m hurt, Shawn
Sean, I'm so hurt. Hurt. On Wednesday. I heard you on the podcast, say that you don't have a therapist. Well buddy, I'm here to say I'm here for you. I am. My therapist, but also your therapist. But also not really, because I'm not licensed in the State of Florida and this would be a huge breach of confidentiality. Anyway, I'm here for you, buddy.

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