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They fired Fritz?!! Again?!!
They're firing Fritz. Again. Boo, boo. I hate it. When a fellow musician, gets fired. Boo. I'm sure you'll land on your feet Fritz, but they fired you again. Boo.

The Connors and Fritz
Hey there. So I remember when the Conners was coming back in Roseanne was being revived, and everyone was so excited and the premiere of that show, I hit the pen for the first time in, like, over a decade. So, I was ready to have a really great night and I thought the show was going to be hilarious, and I didn't find it funny at all and I gave it 1 more chance. and I didn't like it, so that is 1 thing that will definitely not be missed by me, but 1 thing that will be missed is Fritz. It has been a pleasure to experience you being part of the News Junkie. I've had the pleasure of calling in and being part of Fritz on the street from my home, um, because I'm a trivia nerd like that. And I just wish you the best and bigger and brighter things are ahead of you, so good luck Fritz. That's it, have a great day.

Poor question invalid
I call Shenanigans on that 1 for the pope question, they should have had to know it was Pope Francis. I bet there was a bunch that didn't know his name was Francis and would have probably said, Pope John Paul or something.

Yes ma'am sweetheart
Yo, junkies. So y'all were talking about saying sweetheart and honey and all that kind of stuff earlier. Um, is it, I'm 39 years old is it rude or disrespectful or anything to uh, say yes. Ma'am. To a lady who I can obviously, tell is around my age. Uh, I don't know, just wondering all right, y'all peace.

You’re RIGHT
Hey junks, miss you guys. So Sean. Um, I have to disagree with the guy who says you are wrong about the texting service, you are right? So I did it, I texted in to the monsters to complain about Ryan. And how I was about to turn the station because he was not being funny. And then, I immediately regretted it. It was a bad form of communication shouldn't have done it. Of course, he did respond with do it, but anyways, um, dispatch is only for me from now on. Talk to you soon. Bye.

Bathroom breaks
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well, well, yeah, Sean and Sabrina, you, we never know. If you guys have been to the bathroom during the show or not, but essay will actually announce it that, hey, I took forever because I was in the bathroom and he has no qualms about it. That's why I love him. It's very open, you know? And he doesn't care, uh, well, he does but you know what I mean? Thanks, bye.

they're speech jamming each other

Southern Disrespect.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the sweetheart. The 1 that always gets me is when someone always, like, starts off a conversation with, I don't mean any disrespect? No, that's exactly what you're getting ready to do. You're getting ready to say something disrespectful.


My meats locked in a cage too wink
Despite all my rage. My meat still lucked in a cage. I'll be here all week.