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Give him the bag, dangit!
Hey, these junkies, I hope you're having a great day, uh, just chiming in, on the Chick-fil-A story, you know, sometimes these kids, they their first job and they think they have to do everything exactly by the book, or they're the type of kids whose mommies have told them. They're right about everything and they're so special, um, you know, that they, they won't back down. Like, that's not the way we do it. Ma'am. You know, I've got I went through McDonald to drive through all hung over with my friend 1 time and uh, we didn't have straws. So I did a little friendly tooth. Tooth kid came back to the window. I said, I need 2 straws. They're in the bag. I put straws in your bag. I said, well, I don't see them in the bag. Do you see them in the bag? Didn't see them in the bag? You know? Well, I know I did give me your bag back. I'll show you and I said, just give me 2 more straws. Is there a straw shortage? I'm not aware of like, sometimes it's your day to be right. And sometimes it's your day to just give me a straw, you know. Um, so I feel like that might have been the situation. I told that kid, I was going to park in the drive-through Lane and go get every Straw from the kiosk in the lobby. If you didn't give me 2 more straws and so we finally did, but crazy. Things. Right? Like why do you need my bag? I'm not saying I'm missing food that I paid for. Just give me a free straw. So, yeah, might have just been to that. Give them the bag. Dang it.

water advisory and running a bar sucks
Good afternoon, junkies. It's been 1 of those days. I'm sure you guys know there's a water advisory in Dr. Phillips Lake 1 of Vista and I run a bar. So we cannot serve anything. That's not bottled or boiled, we don't have a kitchen. So I have to bring everything in ice, no glassware, because you can't use the sinks plastic wear only, um, all the juices have to be delivered because nothing on the gun. It's just 1 of those days, man. But I appreciate you guys at least keeping me entertained. I hope you're having a great day.

RANCH?!?
Yo, yo, yo, News Junkie. Uh, so I just wanted to comment about the ranch thing. Um, me and my wife were on different sides of the board with this 1. Um, our son Dexter, he, he wouldn't eat anything without ranch when he was younger, so, you know, she would bring Ranch everywhere, we went to eat. And, uh, I always said something about it. I always thought it was weird to bring, you know, I was like just let him. Well, he won't eat if he doesn't have it. So she would always bring it with her so I could see both sides of the both sides of the story. But me personally, I believe uh yeah you should probably not bring a big bottle head and Valley in a nicer restaurant. That's just my opinion. Anyways uh Hope you guys are having an amazing day. Love, you all. Peace out, wiggle, wiggle, pop up.

Philly shooting video
What up news junkies? Hey man, y'all doing so great today man, I really appreciate y'all. Y'all freaking amazing, all of y'all's from the recording to all the production. Y'all make me happy. You get what I'm saying, but I ain't gonna lie when I saw them videos. I don't know if y'all seen it with the Philly shootings. The other day. People on the porch, jumping on top of each other, like it was like, you know, like a rugby game. Crazy bro.

Do you make them pay for your seat if you had
Big Daddy Dave here. So what do you do? If you paid? Let's say 60 to 100, if not more dollars for that seat. Um, do you politely ask them for the money to reimburse you, or do you tell them to take a hike or do you just switch seats? I don't know. Big Daddy, Dave out.

Airplanes and seats
So, most of the time when I fly in an airplane, I pick my seat and when you pick your seat, you have to spend money anywhere from $30 to $76 each way to buy your particular seat that you want. So I'm not going to give up my seat. If I spend money for that specific seat, the only reason they didn't get put next to their child is because they went with a version where they did not select their seats cuz they did not want to upgrade and spend the extra money to have 2 seats side by side. So, that's what most American Airlines. And most American flights are charging for seats, especially window seats, and the front of the plane seats. That's all I have to say. That's my 2 cents. All right, have a good day. Talk to you later. You guys.

Switching seats on an airplane
In regards to switching seats with somebody on a plane, some seats cost more than others. So if I am being downgraded, I want them to buy me a minimum of 3 drinks first before I even get out of my seat, that's what I would do.


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Live show?
New chunkies. I've missed you how come you're um, live show. It's not on podcast because I'm a podcast listener. And I can't find it and I'm really excited to hear it. Okay. Love you guys. Have a great day.