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The news junkie investigative team
What up junkie Bud? Hey, me and 4 other guys from work. Went to uh a newly renovated Cracker Barrel up here in Jacksonville and the new menu was pretty good, you know, it was kind of fancy but the the inside the new decorations, It gave off really like Ikea Vibes, it, it looked very fake like I don't know. The old Cracker Barrel. Look kind of like like almost like you were home or maybe back at your grandma's or something like that. This 1 gives off way fake. Fake fake Vibes basically, like, walking through an Ikea, Lighter.

Denver blue state experience
Great news, junkies happy today. So as a left-leaning kind of Centrist dude, uh, last year, I moved to Denver and the state of Colorado was beautiful. but living with those those Type of people where it was just a lot of drug culture and weed everywhere. And and people on every single Corner, homeless on every single Corner aggressively begging and and nothing being done to it and then they wanted to Levy a tax so that we could help pay for their Healthcare. And I'm back in Florida and I am very happy. I lasted 8 months or so but Colorado's beautiful but Denver was not for me.

Mailman
I4 East fan before Stanley. Hey guys. this is Al, um, I do have a 4 bedroom. Uh 3 bedroom uh 4 bedroom, 5, bathroom house. And uh 1, 1 is upstairs, which is a loft. That I turned into a bedroom. Uh, do I have to pay for that as? A bedroom or a large Loft. Let me know. Thanks, love you guys.

MAGA Cracker Barrel
Hey junkies, hope you're having a wonderful day. Um, I was listening to the show yesterday and you're talking about Cracker Barrel and if it was ever like political well in the 90s, they did have a lawsuit brought on them for openly discriminating against homosexuals. Um, and even said, like, in their material, like if you want to be promoted, you had to have heterosexual like Tendencies and it was a whole thing. Um, but since then, I know that they've, uh, after losing that case, they changed their policies, they, uh, invested in some Equity within the lgbtq community. And last I saw, I think when I looked up yesterday, they had, like a 80 out of 100 ranking in, like, 1 of the Civil Rights organizations. Um, so I know that they've, you know, gotten away from that. Um, but I think that's held in a certain generation's mind of being conservative and you think of, like, old people going there, after church to yell at their servers and just kind of automatically associate it with the Maga crowd. Um, anyways, I just want some Hash brown casserole and call it a day. You guys have a good 1.


TSA can’t have this now!
Good day news. Junkies. This is Miami native, Mike. The problem with the butane. and the aerosol cans is pressure, the pressure of the Uh, units can explode in high altitudes. Later guys.


I feel bad for people who have to make new sports logos
Hey, there junkies happy Friday. You know, I really feel bad for anybody who's trying to make a new logo or even a mascot for a sports team because in the case of Notre Dame, if they put that new logo on their paraphernalia, And the team's performance starts bombing like a car in Dublin. You know, full well the fans are going to come after the new logo and they're going to say that they need to switch back just because the new logo is associated with poor performance. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Irish logo
They still have the same Fighting Irish logo, but now they also have sport specific logos as well. So, like the basketball team, it'll be the same Irishman carrying a basketball.