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Shoplifting is being tracked. Don't do it.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the um shoplifting and Theft. man, I tell you what, I think that the, um, the new, the new security cameras with the facial recognition and all that. It's so good that they can. Um, Like basically like find the repeat offenders and have the cops waiting for them when they get outside you might get away with it once or twice. But like if you if you start stealing from from a store and you and you think you're getting away with it, you're not getting away with it. Like, you're just getting ready to get arrested.

Ross' Loss Prevention efforts

Checking receipts
Morning junkies, happy Friday. My husband and I go to Walmart and do our grocery shopping and they want to check our receipt. I know for a fact, they're looking for items that have not been bagged because we used to not bag our milk and they would always check for those items now that we bagged everything we never get stopped. However, there have been plenty of days when my husband just doesn't feel like participating and their games and he just keeps on walking. Have a great weekend. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Finally!
Hey, good afternoon junkies uh I just want to say finally I have finally got my first win for Best of Orlando 2025 I play second for uh best local author. And I just want to say thank you to every single person that voted for me and took the time out to vote for me or share it. Um I'm really excited guys I I really appreciate it. Um let's go for number 1. Next year hit me out.

Meijer
Yeah, that guy didn't know what he was talking about as far as Meer goes. Myer was around way before Walmart was Walmart, is a ripoff of Kmart and Meyer has always been groceries with other Goods that that dude didn't know what he was talking about. And By the way. Meyer is expensive. They're a lot like Publix as far as pricing goes, but they have decent merchandise. So whatever.

Shawn, here’s everything you need to know about Meijer stores
Afternoon News junkies, hey Sean Myers, kind of like a Walmart ripoff up in the midwest up in the Rust Belt, Ohio, Michigan, similar type of setup. There's a grocery store, there's also kind of a department store where you can buy just regular everyday Goods. But same type of clientele, same type of work as you get at a regular Walmart. Um, I saw the video, um, wouldn't surprise me if the guy was faking but, um, you know, people do weird stuff nowadays, have a good 1.

Bombing drug dealers is stupid
so what's bombing a bunch of drug dealers going to do if they make that much money, they're just going to move and do it somewhere else. If it's that lucrative, then bombing them isn't going to do anything number 1, number 2, Does our Coke dealers and the only people that do Coke are nowadays or can afford it or Tech Bros? No 1 else can afford that and then the other thing is, is the major drug problem in the United States is fentanyl, which comes out of China. Well, we're definitely not going over and bombing China, aren't we? But hey, we'll go bomb some poor Brown country just to make a bunch of people happy. When the simple fact of the matter is it just distracts you from the other things that are happening. Like The Epstein list. Wiggle wiggle. How screw it have the day you voted for

Got into a fight with my razor knife.
Happy concrete. Mike's birthday News Junkie crew. So uh, Today started out. Okay, other than the fact that I realized, uh, my mom had just passed 2 weeks ago, and she would not be calling me today on my birthday. Put me in a kind of a funk and then I got into an argument with my razor knife while I was cutting something and it decided to cut the top half of my thumb, through my fingernail down at a knuckle. Uh, so yeah, having a good day. Hope everybody's day is going a little bit better than mine.

Old school drug war
Hey, Sean. I think uh part of the War on Drugs was sending uh soldiers to some other countries, where the drugs were being made and and uh I think we might have been involved some in Colombia with the uh whole Escobar thing but uh but yeah largely it didn't really curb uh drug use in the country. So Uh yeah. Uh it was ineffective that I'm not sure how effective it'll be now but uh you know you never know.

THE CRUISE??!!
It's the news Guillen. C l Sabrina, what's up? Love you guys 3? Best friends. Never do ahead, but I got them so deal with it. Anyways, about these Cruise Line things. These viral videos that continue to keep popping up is the reason that my wife will not let us go on a cruise, so I don't get to go have all this great fun because of all these viral videos, like it's wild. Like I'm 100% with you, Sean, uh, I wouldn't mind being on it if I could stay in my room and have Windows all the way around. So I can watch everything and not be a part of it, like, that sounds great. But all the other stuff. Sounds disgusting. Like, who wants to go sit on a boat and be in a giant person soup like it just nah, I'm good. Anyways, have a great day. Love you guys. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.