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My horn can pierce the sky!
Yossi Chad's quick check-in after this IVF uh story. You guys just told this has got to be the most cringeworthy, most awkward story I've ever heard actually second to the most cringeworthy scenario, I can think of um in the same vein of when Toby had to buy that. Princess Unicorn doll for his daughter to get those bonus points that he'd so desperately needed after the divorce. Because he's not even part of his own family, and Dwight bought them all up, and the only 1 that was left. Available was the Black 1 and he didn't know that and he made a deal to purchase it for like, I don't remember $400 or something, insane over the top retail, and, uh, then he sees it and, uh, and he's upset and Dwight's like, uh, you know, sorry that's the only 1 I got. And, uh, and then Daryl walks by and he says, uh, yeah. Toby, what's wrong with this 1? And he, he says, uh, uh, nothing. It's even better than the 1 I wanted. So keep that in mind, lady, you ungrateful.


We need to talk about this
Hey, guys. Um, I just want to touch on something that I think is really important that you haven't really talked about lately. And that is the murder, uh, the confirmed murder of the BB Boss family. Um, she and her 2 babies, um, kafir and Ariel. Um, we had all been hoping that they would be released alive but um they were not they're the bodies of the 2. Babies were released. Um, back to Israel and um, they said that they released sher's body back and it was not her. Um, it was actually Someone from Gaza, um, and unidentified body. Um, I think it's really important to remember that the beabeas family was not kidnapped by Hamas. They were kidnapped by Palestinian civilians. The 2 children were confirmed to have been murdered by hand. They were not shot with a gun which I mean isn't a lot better, but um the viciousness the absolute depravity of a lot of the Palestinian civilians shows through. In this case, um, they were murdered by hand. These 2 innocent babies for the crime of being Jewish. And I think everybody needs to hear about it and I'm not hearing anybody talking about it. No 1 seems to care. Um, except for Jews. Um, And just imagine if it happened to your children, imagine if you're innocent children were kidnapped and murdered. Um wouldn't she want the world to be outraged? Um that's that's how we in the Jewish world are feeling right now. We feel like No 1 kehrs. No 1's talking about it. And uh, yeah. So that's uh that's what I wanted to talk about today. Thanks.

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Air quotes
Hey junkies. You're talking about the use of, uh, quotes or air quotes reminds me of a character. It probably was the van down by the river guy. Chris Farley, uh, would appear on Weekend Update, or he did a thing on Weekend Update, and he was talking about how People thought he wasn't cool because oh he was overweight and didn't shower every day and he was using air quotes the whole time because I have bad breath or I don't know. Just other stuff like that. You keep saying bad stuff about himself in air quotes. Anyway, just reminded me of that. I thought it was pretty funny. All right, thank you. Uh, twinkle, let it out.

Booing Taylor swift
Hey guys, what's happening? Sorry if it's a little noisy, I'm it's windy over here in Sarasota and I got a ladder in my truck so bear with me. Um, I don't think it was that he was booing Taylor Swift. Why she was mad? Just imagine if you guys you and your wife or you and Courtney You know, you guys share this thing together. It's kind of a bearing but You know, it's your guys' thing. You go out with your buddies and all of a sudden you just trash it right in front of each other. Right. It's kind of like a, you're breaking the trust. It's like I thought this was cool. We had this together and now you're just lying because your boys are there. I don't know. See you guys.


Taterhog might have a point about the myopia
Good day, junkies. So as somebody who has had miops since I was like 7 or 8 years old, um, I mean, I've been nearsighted like all my life. So just to be clear, nearsighted means you can focus clearly on things that are near to you. So it's close to your face or anything like that. That's what you can see most clearly and the things in the distance uh are blurry and the farther, they are out the blurrier they get that's what nearsighted is so to weigh in on Tater. Hogs opinion. He actually is somewhat right or can be right. Because we are training ourselves to look at phones and screens from a very young age these days and the closer, it is to your face, the more you're training your eyes to only focus on things that are close to you. Making it much more difficult for your eyes to focus on things in a distance and over time, changing the shape of your eye.


Short Sighted
Hi guys. The reason for the short-sightedness is all the free porn that we've been getting all our lives. How many times were you told if you keep doing that, you're going to go blind. See you later. Bye.

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