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Old audio file i made of Shawn doing Darude

Zeus lays dormant
What's going on junkies? Hope all is well. I'm listening to yesterday's podcast down here in West Palm. At couldn't help but think of a nickname. I was giving given to you when I was younger. Uh, quick shout out to my brother from another mother drizzle. Uh, he was the 1 that gave me this nickname. Now being a big guy. We have stretch marks. Well, in my case, it was known as a thunder belt. Hence, the name I was given was Zeus. so, anytime when we had a pool party, Zeus was there. Fun times. Other than that, love to show you guys are awesome. Um yeah, we will pop up.


Plan b???
Sabrina needing a plan B. How the turntables?

Perfect puss
Okay, so around the world Ranch is known as American salt. This is my first double dispatch day since 2016, when I glued my eyeballs Shut by accident with a gorilla gloops. I thought it was clear eyes but then I thought of Hidden Valley Ranch. Remember the blonde girl, from back to school? That was like Ronnie Dangerfield's Crush. Anyway, she's the voice of the old Hidden Valley Ranch, uh, commercials anyway, whatever. Um, a perfect place.

Cheers invention thing
So you're telling me with this invention, all I got to do is say cheers and it flips my phone over like how many guys are going to be using that whenever their girl walks into a room and like a little little the side pieces stuck in, you know, and they're like oh cheers flip. I don't know, I just thought that was all right, never mind.

For Fritz
Vegas. I hope you guys are doing well. Well, this 1's for Fritz Fritz. Are you going to be there tomorrow at kavos? I can come and hang out with you. Thanks. Bye.

Nitros
Hello junkies. What's up AC Lane? You're doing a great job hosting um, about the nitrous. I know in madmax uh, Fury Road. They would spray nitrous into the engine and get it to go faster. But also, they would spray it on their face, I guess to give them a rush or something and to go do the uh, Crazy racing or whatever they were doing there in desert. All right. And uh, pick me for fits on the street. Thank you twinkle. Lets out.


Adam Devine NO SKIN LEGS!