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Shrek
you know, as far as I'm concerned, the only legitimate religion is Shrek


Elon musk nick canon kids issue
Nick Cannon has like I believe like 3 or 4 sets of twins. He does have a lot of kids but like that's what makes his case different.

Asteroid
Hey, junkies. So an asteroid called 2024 is going to hit us in 2032. I don't know. Numbers confuse me. Think? Let it out.

Plane landing
Well, I would imagine that on that flight. There wasn't much clapping but a bunch of booing and complaining about the bad landing.

The pilot of the plane has been revealed


Love the new merch
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. Sean can you move the deadline for the March until Friday? I don't get paid until Friday, you know, so I can buy it. Nah, just kidding. I already got my thanks. Bye.

Bahumbug
Hey good morning junkies what's up, man? I am having some weird days with with guys, you know, Valentine's Day. I was asked to to be physical, which is stupid. Ew. And but then 1 guy that actually may have feelings for just cannot commit or cannot give me the time a day, some days, and I'm sad. Being a death, I should say, shark beat but okay. Bye.

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