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NFL cheerleaders barely get paid
Hey guys, NFL cheerleaders, make about $150 a game. They also get paid for public appearances. But max out at about 22 Grand a year. That isn't very much, considering how much everybody else is making around them.

Question about dead people
Happy day News, Junkie crew. I have a question for you all. Um, Lost my mom, last Wednesday to break cancer and when the hospice people sent the herds out to retrieve the body, only 1 guy came and I had to help this man. Load. My mom. It's cold dead body. Onto the stretcher out of the house and into the hurts. Is that normal is a man. I don't think that's normal in it. It kind of it messed, my brain up a little bit. Man, I have a really hard time dealing with that. Uh, what do y'all think?

Private perts
Now the song is stuck to my hand private parts, private parts, please don't touch my private parts.

Delete this. Didn’t record. My bad




Bridge guy
What's up, junkies? I was listening to the story about the bridge guy. And when I was a teenager I, um, got arrested for what I was wearing. Um, apparently they were chasing someone that was wearing the same colors I was wearing, and I ended up getting arrested for it. So I can understand where that, you know, mistaken identity could come in with with um, You know, the color of the clothing that you're wearing or the types of clothing that you're wearing, I mean, if if he did it, then he needs to get what he gets, but if he legit didn't do it. Yeah, man. That's, uh, not cool, not cool at all out.

Speaking of grass… literally just did this cutting grass for a customer whilst listening to my favorite show. Lol a stone flew off the weed whacker and shattered this storm door. 🫩

Jackalope was real popular for a little bit