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Single
Why? Why why why? Why do we have to hear the VA commercial? 3, times back to back to back almost every commercial break. It is freaking annoying.

SNL doing it right
Happy Valentine's Day. Junkies my thing on SNL is if they're pissing off both sides, then they're doing comedy, right? Later.

Pattywhakk is single dad 42 Melbourne. Looking for love and laughes

Romance isn’t dead?
Junkies what's up? Happy Valentine's Day. I just had the weirdest encounter. So I just had my last day at my current, uh, public store, and it will be transferring starting tomorrow. And this guy who like, never talks to me, like, walked me to my car and asked me to be physical with him. Like didn't you want my number? He just wanted to see if I would be about that life and I just I can't believe that just happened. And I definitely turned him down. It was weird. Okay bye.

32 year old ISO
Hey, what's going on News Junkie? This is Tyler 32. Sean. I'm looking for my parents, man. Can you help me find them? They left me at Disney World. We used to live in Nevada. I can't find them no more.

Can’t understand you
Hey guys, happy day. I am no Trump apologist. I think, the orange schmuck is an idiot. But can we not pretend that that guy was impossible to understand? It's okay to say, hey, man, I don't understand you. I work with a couple Jamaican guys that have a really thick accent, and there's times that I'm like, all right, man, you you got to slow down and start over. It's it's not being it's it's more rude to just assume you heard what they said or ignore them completely but to ask them to repeat themselves or speak more clearly, I don't think it's an issue.



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