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The weirdest thing I ever ate

Did none of these cops watch Training Day? remember when Snoop Dogg had the crack and, uh, Denzel and Ethan. Hunted them down in the store and stuck their fingers down a stroke to get the crack out. Come on, Cops.




Termite insurance
I think I've mentioned before I work Property Management over in Palm Beach. There is something you can do preventative. Uh they do it down here, it's called a termite Bond. And they will come in and inspect your home and pre-treat and everything else and it's charged by the square foot. It's not super cheap, it's going to cost you, you know about 22500. But at that point, you are covered. If you ever have termite infestation, they come and treat. It doesn't cost you a dime. It's like, in termite insurance. It's called a termite Bond. Check it out.

Shawn is soft
Sean. What do you need from my Prevention for? Well, you soft all of a sudden. I mean, you know, what do you need it for? That's for soft people. But yes, they do. Turn my Prevention. That's what, uh, you pay a bunch of money for for people to come around. Take a hole around your house. Put a ungodly amount of pesticide in there covered back up and then put those green things around the yard which are called sentricon sea line. But quit being soft, Sean to deal with the bugs.



06/05/25 PURCHASE AUTHORIZED ON 06/04 SP THE NEWS JUNKIE THE-NEWS-JUNK FL S585155569314952 CARD 4011 $40.96 Where's my order?