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ALL the torpedo bat 411...bruh
What's up, y'all? Start talking Sports and poof the daddy 2 times Genie appears when it comes to this torpedo bat thing. It's it's really a lot of hate on the Yankees. It's almost like politics people start talking about something based on the team and not the actual details, right? The bat meet specifications required by the MLB. That's Point. 1 Point 2, it's not just the Yankees and the Yankees. Only have a handful of players who are using the bats. Right? In addition to the Yankees, there's at least 4 or 5 other teams who have won or multiple players using torpedo bats this season. And in addition to that, there's been minor league players who use the bat as far back as last season. So all this hate man, it's it's exactly that it's hate because of who is doing it and the success that they're having. So

Within the rights
Yellow junkies, uh, the baseball bat situation. It's within the rules of the MLB. Uh, 1 of the coaches is a former MIT engineer and he took the analytics from the players and implemented it into the bats. So, every bat is specifically made for 1 player I mean, it's genius that if you say, I mean, I think it is it's well within the rights of baseball so can't complain.

Morgan Wallen situation

SNL rant.
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey I just want to chime in real quick about Saturday Night Live that show hasn't been good in a couple decades. Um let's bring back heiho beep.

SNL was less entertaining than walk off
Boy. Sadly for uh this Saturday's episode of SNL. It was so terrible that the most entertaining part was Morgan Wallen walking off. Just a really, really bad episode.

Watched butt boy
Hey, there News Junkie. Uh, back in Miami working nights, catching up on some podcasts. Heard about that movie but boy, watched it. Awesome movie. I definitely recommend it a little weird but it was fun. Wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

Am I blocked?
Hey, Sean. I was wondering if I'm blocked from all this stuff. What's going on? Let me know. Thank you.

Happy Friday I also disagree with Shawn
Hey, junkies happy Friday. I hope you're doing well. Hope you have a wonderful weekend. Um, I just wanted to say, I mildly disagree also about the funding in schools and better education, all that correlating. I don't think that just throwing money at schools necessarily solves the problem. But if you have more money and you're able to hire more, teachers leading to smaller class sizes. You're able to pay better like better educated people like adequate money. That is a benefit for schools. Absolutely. It does come down to the allocation of funds if you're paying the school board. A lot, Not A lot's going to happen. But if you can pay for good teachers, good resources, programs, all of that stuff and that is a benefit and funding is necessary for that. So I I think there is a correlation, it's just not causation necessarily

I disagree with you Shawn! School stuff
Hey news, junkies, I completely disagree with the school. Um, situation. I work for the school district and um, we are losing a lot of funding, it's called Esser funding, um, from the covid times. And we're also down in enrollment. Um, I think it was like 13%, so we'll be losing funding for that. So cutting off a day would be saving money, which means we'd be saving teachers and administrators and other support staff. Um, and it also would be good for the kids and the teachers and staff. Um, with the longer days during the week, I think it would be a great thing because we do 4 day weeks during the summer time and it it works out perfectly So sorry, wholeheartedly disagree with you.

East philly
yo, junkies also just want to let you guys know. We don't say East Philly. We do say West Philly, North Philly. South Philly. East Philly is not a thing. There, that's not a place.