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Wi-Fi names
Talking about the Wi-Fi names. The next time, your buddy leaves. His phone unattended. Quickly switch his Wi-Fi name to I'm gay. Hit me up. All right. Well, that's all for now.

Assisted listening device in movies
On the same way, when it comes to movie theaters and people talking in them, I can't stand it. I've kind of found a loophole to combat. This, if you go into just about any movie theater, you can ask for what's called, an assisted listening device is essentially some headphones, they're free. And it plays all the sound, all the talking, everything from the movie in these headphones. And it uses like a frequency that For whatever movie theater, you're in it, automatically plays. Whatever is on coming out of the screen, uh, do it. This what you will. Um, Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.




Betty Sue has a question for Sabrina
Good morning. Junkies, what's happening? Hey Sabrina, uh, Betty. Sue has something to ask you. What was that? You want to be picked for Fritz on the street? Oh yeah. You just have to ask Sabrina. Okay, thank you buddy. Has a request and I hope you accommodate. Thank you.

Buyout
Good Morning, News Junkies. My name is as I am a first-time dispatcher longtime listener almost uh as long as you guys been on air, I am a recently. Retired 25-year postal employee. Just wanted to let you guys know that the buyout is for the Postal Service as well. They're offering 15,000 to whoever wants to get the hell out. It's worth it if you have the years but if you do not have the years in service, it is not worth it. The postal service is the redheaded stepchild of the government. Love you guys, peace out.


Team announcers were forshadowing
Hey News Junkie. Uh, something I haven't really heard. A lot of people mention is the team announcers. You know, you have Jon Hamm, a man famous for his great announcing voice coming out and he sounded like a prepubescent teenager and, you know, just a very sad announcement and then you had America's sweetheart. Bradley Cooper, walk out carrying his kid all decked out and Marty grow and Eagles attire. And I just think it was a true foreshadowing moment of the game.

Yes it was my cat! Meet Betty Sue! (Soft purr at the end)

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