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Will Smith
Guys, uh, speaking of Will Smith, he's my favorite actor, but you can arguably say that Will Smith and DJ Jazzy. Jeff is probably the most important group in Hip Hop with, uh, them winning. The very first Grammy for that. Um, who knows what hip hop would be without that moment and Hip Hop, just celebrated 50 years. So, you know, you got to give credit to Will Smith, man. He's been doing it for a long time, movies Blockbusters, um, TV show music so hey him. Slapping Chris Rock doesn't have an effect on me, you know, supporting himself. It be

Fresh prince
Yo, junkies. Uh, West Philly is definitely a real spot. We just don't say East Philly. That is no 1 ever says that. Uh, and it's a fun fact. Fresh Prince was filmed and Roberto Clemente Park, I believe and backboard, it says cops Creek because cops Creek is in West Philly. He paid a lot of homage to actually shoot in it in Philly. Just a little fun fact.

The USA movie China hates that they love


Crazy can be hawt
Hey, news junkies happy Friday, Saturday Sunday. Hey, let me defend that guy a little bit man. Crazy can be hot. Hot. Wiggle.

Game of magnets
What's up? Skeleton Crew, Sean Cela holding down the fort. Well, game of magnets in full effect and out to Mont Springs, the Wawa and the corner of 436 and 434, Wife and I pulled in all of a sudden I hear a knock on a trunk and the dude's got a grin with the magnet in his hand. Congrats to the guy in the red truck and in true fashion, my wife immediately pulled another magnet out of the glove box and replaced that 1. So enjoy it man in the red truck game of magnets plays on, love you all. Hey.

I totally thought crashing out meant something completely different
I uh, growing up and I always thought the term crashing out, meant you were going to sleep. I'm going to go home and crash out. What I always thought it meant. I never heard the other definition. Oh, well, guess I'm an old guy. Yeah.

Not a Florida man
Hey guys, happy day. I take issue with Randy finds advertisements. Not because he's Republican but because it says he's a true Florida, man. He was born in Arizona, lived in Kentucky, and then Detroit. And apparently, he's only been in the State of Florida since maybe 2016 that does not make a Florida man. Screw you.

Tate brothers
Hey guys. Um, I just want to tell you that. I am a conservative. Um I'm pretty conservative on on most issues. I wouldn't call myself a Trumper. I do like Trump, uh, this this time around, I think he's doing a really good job, but I want to say, um, I do not claim the tape Brothers. Uh, I don't defend them. I think they're disgusting and horrible and awful and I hate that this has become like a left right thing. I feel like everybody should get on board and say, the tape Brothers need to be just shunned from every society. And they need to go back under the rocks that they came out of um, just horrific, horrible disgusting human beings. Uh, please don't lump them with normal conservatives, they're not conservative, they're just misogynists and Um, conservatives I would say overall are not misogynist so um, nope, not not 1 of us, thanks.

Childhood songs
the only song I Really remember for childhood other than like, you know, like Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and all that stuff was if you're sitting in your Chevy and you're feeling something heavy diarrhea diarrhea, If you're sliding into first and you feel it, juicy burst diarrhea. Diarrhea.