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Crunchy or Soft!!!
What up junkie butt? Hey I've done some extensive research on this reporter, eating the taco, live on air and Sean. You think it's a crunchy taco and I cannot say that you are 100% wrong. But what I can say is you are absolutely wrong. Sorry.

Cigar exception
The only reason I could think that cigars would get a, you know, exception is because they're completely biodegradable. Unless it's like a Like a switcher or whatever. That would be, the only reason I could justify them being like, okay, cigars are cool. Anyway, just my 2 cents, cheap, dog out

Super bowl commercials
Good Afternoon, News Junkies you guys are talking about the uh, Super Bowl commercials and you know how much they cost and just you know, saying oh I got the money to do it. I was thinking, you know, maybe the reason they're spending all this money on these commercials and stuff is Because it is a tax write-off for advertising for their business. So, They have to, you know, spend x amount of money every year. So they don't have to pay a ton of taxes so I'm thinking like they're probably like yeah. Why not buy these 8 million commercials because hey we're going to ride it off on our taxes at the end of the year and it'll save us money and pretty much be a free commercial. Anyway, that's my 2 cents on it possibly could be wrong. You know, Google told me that it was a tax write-off but you never know what this internet nowadays. Anyway, I love the show guys. Wiggle wiggle.

Food in England
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well, Sean, I would disagree with you, the food in Europe, especially in London. Indian food is amazing in London. They have so many different options for from so many different cultures in London, you're not just eating the British food, you're eating all different cultural food. Anyways, thanks, bye.

Funny that everyone is screaming about what ozympic is for.
What's up, Junkies? You know, it's funny. Everybody has a problem with those Antics and it being used for something other than it was what? It was an intended for as a diabetes drug. But uh, no 1 screaming about what Viagra was originally intended for kind of ironic. Data.


Finally, someone talks about Lyme disease
Okay, part of the background. I'm in a rainforest apparently. Um, I am so happy to hear that Lyme disease is being publicly talked about as a lab leak. That's 1 of my favorite conspiracy theories. I'm not saying necessarily I believe in it, but it's the idea that um, Lyme disease came from. I believe it's a military base. I want to say in Arkansas but I don't remember for sure. And that it's it's it was created the way Lyme disease acts and the way it behaves in the human body is indicative of something that would have been man-made. Um if that becomes like a fact that it, it did come from, uh, Research facility or what have you that would that would be awesome. 1 of my favorite, conspiracy theories, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Taxing the wealthy
Hey guys, podcast listener here. Um I'm just listening to yesterday's show where that guy dispatched it and said that you need to tax the super wealthy more. Um, the problem with that is that when you tax a super wealthy, they move away and they take their business elsewhere, they take their companies elsewhere. Um what you want to do is create incentives for the wealthiest people and the business owners to stay in America to give jobs to spend their money here. Um not just tax them to death because they will move and they do move and that doesn't benefit anybody. So just my 2 cents.

Toying with Shawn’s ego
Good. Whatever. Time of the day, you're playing this Dispatch news, junkies, Sean. You've never disappointed me. A lot of people in my life. Have disappointed me. You my friend have never disappointed me. If you don't mind, I'd like to change that today. And you pick me for Fritz on the street and take the L for me. Deuces.

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