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Do you think everybody in the Panhandle thought the weatherman had lost his mind when he forecasted all this snow out of love to hear how that forecast went down.

Good Morning, News, junkies my temperature thingy on, the car, says 39. I have the heat cranked up, um, Sean for your dryness in the house. If you want to turn the heaters on boil, a big old pot of water. It'll help raise the humidity in the house and help it feel warmer quicker. I hope that helps wiggle wiggle pop up.



Stop dissing Trump
The next time I hear you guys. Dissing Trump. After the train wreck Administration that just left. I will never ever listen to your radios. Program ever again.

Salute
This time caller. Hey, Sean, you don't think it was a Nazi. Salute, go ahead and do that on camera. Do it to your girlfriend. Do it to your neighbors? See what they think. You freaking. Republican.


Protect the kitties!
Hey there. Junkies. Um, very excited. I have a day off today and I wanted to do something productive. So I went up here to my tractor supply and I got a bail of hay and I'm going to make a couple little cat. Um, outdoor cat enclosures. Um, I take care of about 7 outdoor cats and it's going to get really cold. So, I want to make sure that my babies are taken care of. So hope you all are having a great day. Bye, bye.

McDonald’s photo booth inauguration night
Hey guys. Happy Tuesday or as it will soon to be known. I'm sure as Trump's first day day, um, redundant, but that's kind of their thing, I suppose. Anyways, um, just tuning in not sure if y'all talked about it. Um but was there a McDonald's photo booth at the inauguration party last night. Pretty sure. I seen a picture of this online and if so That's definitely the craziest thing that happened last night. I'm sure, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Elons next kid
Hey news. Junkies everyone knows that Elon is obsessed with Trump. I think he's probably going to name his next kid, Alanya.

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