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Dad joke
Hi, my name is junky. My joke is why did the wall was half to beach itself? Because it blew a seal.

Please bring back Pinewood Deeby
No joke here. Sean please bring back the pinewood derby. My car is very fast and I want to win.

These ppl don't like ice
don't know if this counts as a dad joke, but What does someone who survived the Titanic and anyone who drives a Honda Civic have in common. They're both afraid of ice.

Fixed it
All right, we're going to try it 1 last time. Whenever you're riding by Cemetery, look at whoever. You're riding with points of cemetery and go, people are just dying to get in there.

Jokey joke
What's the difference between a sock and a camera? A sock takes 5 toes and a camera takes photos.

Amish joke
All right, guys, last 1, tell me if you know what this is. It's an Amish drive by shooting.

Dad joke
What do you call a chicken looking at a salad? Chicken sees a salad.

dad joke
I went to the doctor the other day. I was in the room next to Sean. I heard the doctor tell him. Don't eat anything fatty. and Sean said, you mean like fast food The doctor said no, don't eat anything fatty.

Dad joke
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they can never find home.

My last and the best dad joke
All right, here's my last attempt at that joke, whenever you're traveling about Cemetery with you, you ask me? Yeah, place over there. People are just starting to get in there.