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Well then! My bad!!
Hey there, good morning boys, what's up? I spent 2 and a half hours at Dennis today. It sucked. I got some cavities, I got I got things to deal with so I went to Publix the Publix, I go to has a bar. So I'm just shopping around doing my thing, drinking a beer and I'm going to my car and I realized I stole 2 cases of Pepsi. Um that's just between us so please don't tell anybody okay? Goodbye.

Cutting spending
I'll be the first to admit that there's a lot of government waste. However, this Death By A Thousand Cuts method. If you look at the general accountability office from the government, is not making that much of a ding. Uh, the only thing that's really going to make a ding is cutting military or social services. That's it. It's been said time and time again. Anything else is a smoking mirror show

I don't want my 20% from Doge
You know, I guess regarding the Doge. I mean. I would like 5000, who wouldn't? But I don't have it. So why don't you take that 20%? Put it together with the other 20%. From pay 40%. To the debt. because if America didn't have debt, Wouldn't. That brings the interest rates down and make everything cheaper in the first place. I mean, it seems sense of sensible to me, but that's just me.

Remember Me love story secret 9/11 twist

Natalie grace
As far as the Curious Case of Natalie Grace, um, the newest episodes actually, they proved that she was actually a little girl during that whole time um the original adoptas uh completely manipulated the the system, the doctors everything, um and it and you end up being really sad for her because she was just a little girl.


30K for a plane crash
Good morning, junkies. I think that, uh, 30 grand and not waving your passenger rights is a pretty good deal. Um, I know you're going to be dealing with PTSD and those nightmares for the rest of your life. However, uh, you can just take that money and invest it and make a lot more out of that situation. But if you're going to sue them, make sure you call the dit Law Firm. Because if you're plane crashes on the go just call Moe.

30k from delta
Question and this is probably 1 for maybe mow. Let's say you were on the Delta flight and you didn't have a scratch on you. Well, taking the money, be a better option because don't you have to kind of prove that you have 30 grand worth of Damages, for you to get more than the 30 grand. If you sue And if you left without a scratch then I mean, emotional damage. Can you get enough? From that and get 30 grand worth, if not more from the emotional damage and proving that and how hard would it be to prove. So I'm wondering on that. if it's better to just take the 30 grand,

IRS
Hey news. Junkies just wanted to say everybody better get their taxes in. Because the IRS is laying off about 6,600 employees today and they say, it could be up to 8,000. So if you don't have your taxes in it might be a while.