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No penny
Okay. Earlier in the week, you were talking about Trump wanting to get rid of the penny and I just want to say that that is it. It's so frustrating to me that that he would think to do that because this this idea just makes no sense.

Hello from Palatka, Florida!!!

No elon musk. why are you here?
Reviewed here. I was just, uh, putting in my 2 cents about having Elon Musk in office. I think it's the lack of Bonkers that we have someone in office, that was never even elected. Anyway, I think that is a total blind sight that all of the Trump supporters seem to overlook What are you all thinking? Get your head straight. He it's not a an elected government official is just Only be around getting on his knees to perform. What is a suction cup for Donald Trump's temporary employee that Wuha anyway, like you said, have a good 1.

I figured it out!
It's funny that people keep asking what's going on with eggs and birds and all this crazy stuff. I mean it's quite easy, they're killing the Ducks, they're killing the chickens, they're killing all of the birds.

Fritz on the street
Hey guys uh love the show, love Fritz. This is Alfonso and I want to be 1 of the fritz. Next. person to join. And play the game. Yes. Sorry, I'm working. It's hot out here. It's Woo, deliver the mail is not easy, brothers and sisters. Love you. Bye.


Bread, milk, eggs
It is junkies as far as the uh eggs milk and bread are concerned. And beats. Is it? The Beats headphones or beats? The, the vegetable. Um, I just need some clarification on that. Uh, before I make my decision. Thank you.

Readers suck!
Look up Yos Sabrina dingo here. Um, I'm with you, man. I'm almost 50. I'm using readers. It sucks. Let's do first on the street.

Stupidity runs in the jeans
You know, they sold out of those Bell. Bottom Jeans really would have liked to known how many they had in stock, how many they sold out because that would give me a pretty good indication of how many people were idiotic enough to pay over a thousand dollars for a pair of freaking bell bottoms.

Religion in hospitals and anti-gay bitches