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How to solve the change problem
I think I got a way to solve this change problem. Just get rid of everything but paper currency in the quarter. So and round it off. There's no 892 or 897 it's a dollar. 255150.752 just like that. Easy, round it up.

Team announcers were forshadowing
Hey News Junkie. Uh, something I haven't really heard. A lot of people mention is the team announcers. You know, you have Jon Hamm, a man famous for his great announcing voice coming out and he sounded like a prepubescent teenager and, you know, just a very sad announcement and then you had America's sweetheart. Bradley Cooper, walk out carrying his kid all decked out and Marty grow and Eagles attire. And I just think it was a true foreshadowing moment of the game.

Yes it was my cat! Meet Betty Sue! (Soft purr at the end)

Tubi Ad was in the second half
Good Afternoon, News. Junkies uh, Sean the reason why you missed a 2B cowboy hat headed kid. Add was because it showed it was shown during the second half of the game which you weren't watching, anyway. Y'all have a great day.

What about the commercial wheee the dudes head was a hat
Hey news, junkies, thanks for showing up to work today, just like I did. Hey, I'm surprised you guys haven't talked about the most freaky as weirdest commercials the 1, where the guy is born, where his head is shaped like a cowboy hat. Do you remember that 1 man that was super duper freaky. Wiggle wiggle.

Tubi fleshy hat
so, uh, I don't know if you guys have already talked about this but wasn't anyone else, uh, completely disturbed by the Fleshy cowboy hat. To be commercials. I loved them but I got I can't get that image out of my head and it's scary.

Shawn you're so wrong bruh

Explanation of the Half Time Show
Good morning. Junkies, happy Monday to everybody. All right, so let me give a little explanation to the halftime show. Normally, when we see the halftime show, you know, we watch it for the performance of Music, the the stage dancing, you know, all that stuff. Well, last night with Kendrick did is for 1. He's a Lyricist, right? So, the order his songs from down to the order of his songs to, you know, what he said in between the songs, it was all a message, you know, um, primarily it was about primarily is about the government. 1, that's to stay in line. And for us as a people to come together and and get things, right? So that was the primary message that a whole halftime show, besides, you know, the the ditch to drink, but you know, that was, that was pretty sweet but other than that, you know, it wasn't for everybody. So I mean, of course, you're going to get the the half and half 1 who, who likes it, who doesn't like it, but all in all, I enjoyed it. It was pretty awesome. But other than that, I hope you have a wonderful day.

Superbowl Halftime was good
Hey, good afternoon, junkies I uh, I'm not even a hip-hop guy, but I really appreciated Kendrick's halftime show. Um, it wasn't as flashy as some of the previous artists and I think that's really what people don't like about it. And that's why they're trying to say it's low energy or boring. Uh, but Kendrick, doesn't really have a catalog full of clubbers like some of the previous hip-hop performers have had. So, I mean, that kind of reflects in in his show. And I think that, um, I really enjoyed the interludes with Samuel Jackson of Sam playing the, the role of the older generation complaining and yelling at kids, uh, that was pretty funny to me, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop,