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Half time show was low energy.
I've watched the first half me, and the wife here. I'm not a huge football fan either Sean. But, uh, that halftime show. I'm not a huge rap hip-hop fan, but I do know when music is low energy and high energy, and that was the lowest energy show I've ever seen for halftime. I mean, it was just a snoozefest, no energy to it. You have a Super Bowl. You need Anthem size, Tunes. It's as simple as that, and they didn't have it.

Whoa buddy ft. Betty Sue
Hey there. Good morning. Junkies Sean. What the hell is going on with your shirt? You need a lint roller. You look like you just rolled around with like a bunch of cats or dogs. Uh, not your best choice, um, but maybe I'll give you a pass because it's Super Bowl Monday. But hey, guys, have a good day.

subpar game, subpar halftime


Monday coming down 😂👎🏽
Hey, what up, junkies man? Happy Monday. Uh, just responding for uh, You know, the awesome game yesterday, man, uh, might be the 1% that showed up to work today. But is it me Man or do these commercials suck? Anyways man, Mr. Garza checking out

Who does Sean hate more?
What up junkie butt? Hey, quick question. Who do you guys think? Sean hates more. Firefighters or 65 year old women in charge of the police force in Louisiana. Have a good weekend.

NHRA not NASCAR
Hey junkies Space Coast chick here. NHRA National Hot Rod Association. Not NASCAR. NASCAR goes around in circles. NHRA is drag race strip. I have a good 1.

Vasectomy time!! Snip snap snip snap!