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Fentanol
Quick question. Anybody around the table, there, do cocaine heroin fentanyl, I don't do any of that stuff. So all of this stuff coming in doesn't really affect a lot of us, it doesn't affect millions of Americans but they keep banging on it. Like a hot button, it's just a political Hot Potato, it's not that giant an issue.

Money exchange in mall of mill
Hello, everyone, simply Jeremy here. So I once found about 15 trillion dollars, And I can't remember if it was Ugandan or some kind of African money and there's an exchange at the moment millennia. And when I took it there it was 1500 bucks. Us us money. So that was a great find but Sabrina, go to the mall millennia.


Latino background
I'm not sure why it's there, but Honestly, for probably the last 10 or 15 years, Forms. And when I've talked to doctors and like, nurses, they've asked me about, uh, Hispanic, you know background. Not sure what it's there for, but it's definitely not new. It definitely wasn't. Uh, Put in there to help ice capture, uh, illegal immigrants. but uh, well I'm I'm I'm imagining there are certain, uh, health concerns that are maybe, uh, Only found, uh, in Hispanic. So it's something for the doctors to look out for trying to help you. Who knows? All right. See you bye.


Canadian whiskey
Hey Sean. Watch your mouth talking about Canada because we happen to get a very delicious whiskey called Crown Royal from them and I don't want that taken away.

Potash
Hey guys. Happy day it is pot. Ashy bell end.

Breaking Taylor Swift Super Bowl ad news!
Yoki CHS checking in quickly, as I did some digging and research of my own Sean since talking about it in your earlier segment, uh, ask and you shall receive. Apparently, the DEA has answered your question. Sean on, you know, what would you expect, Taylor Swift to do? What would you like for her to do in, uh, in a quote, unquote, ad during the Super Bowl against, uh, drug use, uh, turns out. I don't know who the writers are not great but they've hired some writers. Uh, maybe failed SNL guys. I'm not sure but, uh, they've, uh, they've apparently come up with a, uh, parody song for her to sing. I knew you were trouble when you dozed off, I don't know. Tip your drug enforcement agents.

Finally won the freakin key work contest
Hey guys. So on an unrelated topic, I just want a thousand dollars from the keyword contest. Actually last Friday. So after trying 1 million and 1 times, it has finally paid off. First thing I'm going to do is buy a white suit with white. Furry lapels maybe a top hat. And go out on a town. So uh, keep trying, it's legit.

I know why Shawn doesn't like Canada
Hi Sean. Junkies Sean, you seem especially unhinged today for some strange reason. Uh, Elon must do a PSA. I'm sure there's a whole bunch of teenagers that are following his every freaking word. And Canada. There are about as offensive as maple syrup or wait a minute, you don't have syrup on your pancakes that's why you're so biased. Oh I see now.