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Hating Phil
Hey news junkies, I love you and all. But if you're so down on the groundhog day thing, at Punk, Satani, you don't have to cover it, the more attention you give it The more it becomes more popular. So if it's really cheesy, why are you covering it? Talk about something else.

Craig From Denver and Elected Official

fat guy rant in favor of Lyft

Lyft Driver
what's up news, John Keys, happy Friday uh on the topic of the Lyft driver, I have to kind of agree with them, you know, I don't know what kind of damage that would do to the suspension of a car and That car is your source of income and so you can't really risk much happening to it. So I don't know if. Lyft's going to assume responsibility, but on the driver's side, I kind of have to agree have a good 1.

Weight rider question
Okay, so if it falls under the Ada, if you have a disability, you can't just request a regular vehicle. In some cases, you have to have 1 that will accommodate a wheelchair, or any number of medical devices. So what now all your Uber drivers have to their vehicles have to be equipped with that stuff? I don't see how it works out.

Get over yourself
Hey junkies, what's up? Uh, talking about this lady with the lift honest to God. I think it is not discrimination. If he has a low profile tires and he has a nice car, he has every right to let anybody in or out of his car. Just like if somebody's extremely drunk, I'm pretty sure there has been times. Uber drivers or Lyft drivers have said no, I will not take you for liability reasons, so this lady just needs to get up to her high horse and maybe go walk. Okay, bye.

Firing question for moe
Been a oh, it's been a while since I've had this question and I happened to last year. Um, I got fired during the hurricane last year it was the day of the hurricane. I was forced to work outside. Um I refused to work because it was blowing 80 mph. And I was working outside in my own personal vehicle driving around tossing newspapers. Um, is that legal? Let me know.

ICE question
I have a question for Mo, if You a crime has not been committed, how are how is ice and other authorities. Able to force people to show their identification. I mean, every body knows nowadays. That, uh, the cops need probable cause or reasonable articulate suspicion to, uh, identify someone and detain them. So, how, uh, are these Federal authorities doing it? And how are they forcing these people to turn over their identifications if a crime hasn't been committed, Thanks. Have a great day.

Gulf of whatever? Who really cares?
Hey Junkies, you know I think this gulf of America thing it's just a distraction. I think Trump just loves to piss off the left. He thinks it's funny. His followers think it's funny. We all know it's, you know, he we can all call it, whatever we want to call, it doesn't matter. Really, nobody really cares in the end. But I think that he loves the entertainment of it. And, you know, it really means nothing. So I don't even know why we're even really talking about it. Because, who cares what it says on a map? People call it what they call it but, you know, his people are who they are and I think he's an idiot, but that's okay. Anyway, see you

Biden
Sean. You're such a Trumper. so, freakin obvious Do a little research first on Biden's accomplishments, as president before you make a stupid comment like you just did.